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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7530 on: June 10, 2016, 12:58:59 AM »
I can understand that losing a parent will have been a hell of a blow but wanting to become "a sexy hybrid of Miss Piggy, Jessica Rabbit and Beyonce" and blowing £14 grand in the process?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3632852/Woman-blows-14-000-inheritance-plastic-surgery-look-like-s
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7531 on: June 10, 2016, 01:18:01 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7532 on: June 10, 2016, 01:20:48 AM »
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« Reply #7533 on: June 10, 2016, 06:58:58 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7534 on: June 10, 2016, 08:27:41 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2016, 12:58:59 AM
I can understand that losing a parent will have been a hell of a blow but wanting to become "a sexy hybrid of Miss Piggy, Jessica Rabbit and Beyonce" and blowing £14 grand in the process?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3632852/Woman-blows-14-000-inheritance-plastic-surgery-look-like-s
At least she is unlikely to be troubled by having children.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7535 on: June 10, 2016, 09:01:11 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7536 on: June 10, 2016, 11:39:43 PM »
What the Fuck???  noooo:

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Project Leer: Anti-Brexit group planned bizarre viral sex film and a poster of a naked Boris Johnson swinging on a Miley Cyrus- style wrecking ball to woo young voters 
Anti-Brexit campaigners have been accused of scraping the barrel today after it emerged they had planned to make a spoof 'are you in?' porn film to attract younger voters.
The film, planned for various porn sites, was to show a couple having sex as the man stares at a picture of the Prime Minister and German Chancellor Angela Merkel.
The male actor then asks his partner: 'Am I In?' and she screams back: 'Yes baby!'
It came as Remain supporters are set to release a poster of Boris Johnson naked on a wrecking ball in a spoof on the famous Miley Cyrus pop video.
The former Mayor of London turned Brexit figurehead is shown smashing into a Union Flag wall.

A couple having sex while he is looking at photos of Cameron and Merkel? That's not an advert for staying in the EU, it certainly is one for industrial strength viagra though.



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3635239/Unelected-government-minister-tells-voters-not-overrule-democratically-elected-MPs-backing-Brexit.html#ixzz4BDs3AM5B
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7537 on: June 11, 2016, 01:06:54 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7538 on: June 12, 2016, 04:44:40 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7539 on: June 13, 2016, 12:43:48 PM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3637594/Terrifying-moment-sword-flies-audience-battle-enactment-narrowly-missing-spectator-s-head.html

 eeek:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7540 on: June 13, 2016, 02:50:41 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7541 on: June 13, 2016, 11:25:07 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7543 on: June 16, 2016, 11:40:45 PM »
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