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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7650 on: August 01, 2016, 02:45:07 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7651 on: August 01, 2016, 03:04:44 PM »
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Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2016, 02:41:56 PM
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Too many jokes...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3716843/Bizarre-moment-half-naked-STRIPPERS-dance-provocatively-man-s-coffin-attempt-attract-mourners-Chinese-funeral.html

Splendid!  :thumbsup:

I'd need to check the girls out before I pop me clogs tho...  whistle:

When LL finds out you want strippers at your funeral you say...  noooo:

I haven't thought this through have I...?  rubschin:

No more than any other of your grand plans....  noooo:
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« Reply #7652 on: August 01, 2016, 03:18:26 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7653 on: August 01, 2016, 09:18:19 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7654 on: August 01, 2016, 11:16:04 PM »
Looks like elections in Burnley could get interesting, Jesus Christ plans to run for MP.  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/31/jesus-christ-is-not-only-alive-he-wants-to-become-the-next-mp-for-burnley-6040618/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7655 on: August 02, 2016, 05:47:03 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2016, 11:16:04 PM
Looks like elections in Burnley could get interesting, Jesus Christ plans to run for MP.  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/31/jesus-christ-is-not-only-alive-he-wants-to-become-the-next-mp-for-burnley-6040618/
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Well when it comes to crosses on ballot papers he should have some unique insights
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7656 on: August 02, 2016, 05:49:14 PM »
Quote from: Steve on August 02, 2016, 05:47:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2016, 11:16:04 PM
Looks like elections in Burnley could get interesting, Jesus Christ plans to run for MP.  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/31/jesus-christ-is-not-only-alive-he-wants-to-become-the-next-mp-for-burnley-6040618/
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Well when it comes to crosses on ballot papers he should have some unique insights

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7657 on: August 02, 2016, 08:42:10 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 02, 2016, 05:49:14 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 02, 2016, 05:47:03 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2016, 11:16:04 PM
Looks like elections in Burnley could get interesting, Jesus Christ plans to run for MP.  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/31/jesus-christ-is-not-only-alive-he-wants-to-become-the-next-mp-for-burnley-6040618/
lol:

Well when it comes to crosses on ballot papers he should have some unique insights

 drumroll:

I can just see the electioneering from the other candidates....


You know what's coming...


Wait for it...



"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!!!"

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7658 on: August 02, 2016, 08:48:47 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7659 on: August 03, 2016, 01:07:09 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7660 on: August 03, 2016, 01:18:57 AM »
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« Reply #7662 on: August 03, 2016, 08:04:12 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
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