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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7695 on: August 12, 2016, 06:33:02 AM »
Step away from the Daily Fail Grumpy - it's not good for you....  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7696 on: August 12, 2016, 09:57:48 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 12, 2016, 06:33:02 AM
Step away from the Daily Fail Grumpy - it's not good for you....  noooo:
Well let's go upmarket then

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/new-father-given-piles-op-by-mistake-csc7m23v8

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A first-time father in China has learnt a painful lesson about trusting doctors after he was taken by mistake for a haemorrhoid operation as he waited for his wife to give birth.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7697 on: August 12, 2016, 10:12:28 AM »
Quote from: Steve on August 12, 2016, 09:57:48 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 12, 2016, 06:33:02 AM
Step away from the Daily Fail Grumpy - it's not good for you....  noooo:
Well let's go upmarket then

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/new-father-given-piles-op-by-mistake-csc7m23v8

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A first-time father in China has learnt a painful lesson about trusting doctors after he was taken by mistake for a haemorrhoid operation as he waited for his wife to give birth.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7698 on: August 12, 2016, 11:27:02 AM »
Sort of recalls that "Hard day at the orifice dear?" joke
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7699 on: August 12, 2016, 11:32:12 AM »
Quote from: Steve on August 12, 2016, 11:27:02 AM
Sort of recalls that "Hard day at the orifice dear?" joke

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7700 on: August 14, 2016, 02:13:19 AM »
Almost four grand for a family of 4 to stay for a week in Newquay? I'm sorry but anyone who is willing to fork out that much to stay in that decaying shithole deserves to be bilked for all they are worth...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3737805/STAYCATION-SWINDLE-hotels-Blackpool-Newquay-costlier-accommodation-Jamaica-Maldives.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7701 on: August 14, 2016, 07:38:23 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 14, 2016, 02:13:19 AM
Almost four grand for a family of 4 to stay for a week in Newquay? I'm sorry but anyone who is willing to fork out that much to stay in that decaying shithole deserves to be bilked for all they are worth...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3737805/STAYCATION-SWINDLE-hotels-Blackpool-Newquay-costlier-accommodation-Jamaica-Maldives.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7702 on: August 14, 2016, 07:57:47 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7703 on: August 14, 2016, 08:22:36 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7704 on: August 14, 2016, 10:49:31 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7705 on: August 14, 2016, 10:24:02 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7706 on: August 15, 2016, 05:00:35 AM »
That was in 1978! eeek:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7707 on: August 15, 2016, 09:08:41 AM »
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That was in 1978! eeek:
Short trousers then?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7708 on: August 15, 2016, 03:54:05 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7709 on: August 17, 2016, 07:01:56 PM »
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