Fantastic Headlines

[Steve]

http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/17/german-man-causes-severe-damage-to-mans-car-with-his-sausage-6072874/

Too many jokes.. 

[Barman]

http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/17/german-man-causes-severe-damage-to-mans-car-with-his-sausage-6072874/

Too many jokes.. 

[Grumpmeister]

Had to be London only..........Bastardo!! 

http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/19/you-can-get-free-marmite-and-crumpets-delivered-to-your-desk-on-monday-6078669/

[Nick]

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/aug/19/george-osborne-spotted-firing-machine-gun-on-holiday-in-vietnam

[Grumpmeister]

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/aug/19/george-osborne-spotted-firing-machine-gun-on-holiday-in-vietnam

It's Osborne so the safest place to stand will be in front of the target... 

[Nick]

Like when BM is shooting?

[Grumpmeister]

http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/18/flood-destroys-home-of-man-who-said-gays-were-responsible-for-floods-6075192/

 

 

 

 

[Nick]

 

[Steve]

Had to be London only..........Bastardo!! 

http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/19/you-can-get-free-marmite-and-crumpets-delivered-to-your-desk-on-monday-6078669/

  Free Crumpet delivered to your desk on Monday?

This is a whole new level for Tit Monday   

[apc2010]

Had to be London only..........Bastardo!! 

http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/19/you-can-get-free-marmite-and-crumpets-delivered-to-your-desk-on-monday-6078669/

Miss D works in London.........

[Steve]

Had to be London only..........Bastardo!! 

http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/19/you-can-get-free-marmite-and-crumpets-delivered-to-your-desk-on-monday-6078669/

Miss D works in London.........

We could all fill out hundreds of applications for her so she wins and gets all that Marmite and there will be a mahoosive axe fuelled explosion, the world will tilt on its axis and Cyprus will have all this bloody rain and we'll get all the sun

maybe

[Grumpmeister]

Had to be London only..........Bastardo!! 

http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/19/you-can-get-free-marmite-and-crumpets-delivered-to-your-desk-on-monday-6078669/

Miss D works in London.........

We could all fill out hundreds of applications for her so she wins and gets all that Marmite and there will be a mahoosive axe fuelled explosion, the world will tilt on its axis and Cyprus will have all this bloody rain and we'll get all the sun

maybe

Are you insane? Cyprus would probably be only just outside the blast radius... 

[Steve]

Had to be London only..........Bastardo!! 

http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/19/you-can-get-free-marmite-and-crumpets-delivered-to-your-desk-on-monday-6078669/

Miss D works in London.........

We could all fill out hundreds of applications for her so she wins and gets all that Marmite and there will be a mahoosive axe fuelled explosion, the world will tilt on its axis and Cyprus will have all this bloody rain and we'll get all the sun

maybe

Are you insane? Cyprus would probably be only just outside the blast radius... 

Me insane?  Would signing up here not be evidence of that?


Anyway about that explosion, luckily that's where this becomes useful

[Grumpmeister]

Marrying your mother in law?? Sounds like an Anti Apey situation...............not enough MIL jokes 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3750173/Man-left-wife-marry-MOTHER-LAW-says-mistake-wants-divorce.html

[Steve]

Marrying your mother in law?? Sounds like an Anti Apey situation...............not enough MIL jokes 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3750173/Man-left-wife-marry-MOTHER-LAW-says-mistake-wants-divorce.html

Somehow  ⁹⁹⁹⁹ doesn't seem enough