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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7725 on: August 21, 2016, 06:38:45 AM »
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Marrying your mother in law?? Sounds like an Anti Apey situation...............not enough MIL jokes  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3750173/Man-left-wife-marry-MOTHER-LAW-says-mistake-wants-divorce.html
Somehow  noooo: 9999 doesn't seem enough

You had a MiL like mine then!  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7726 on: August 21, 2016, 10:33:13 AM »
Quote from: Barman on August 21, 2016, 06:38:45 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 20, 2016, 08:54:12 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 20, 2016, 08:38:54 PM
Marrying your mother in law?? Sounds like an Anti Apey situation...............not enough MIL jokes  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3750173/Man-left-wife-marry-MOTHER-LAW-says-mistake-wants-divorce.html
Somehow  noooo: 9999 doesn't seem enough

You had a MiL like mine then!  lol:
It's no laughing matter  Banghead

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7727 on: August 21, 2016, 06:08:19 PM »
I'm guessing this eejit had a sharp pain in his stomach afterwards...  redface:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/21/man-swallowed-40-knives-because-he-liked-the-way-they-taste-6081054/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7728 on: August 21, 2016, 06:09:45 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7729 on: August 21, 2016, 07:28:04 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7730 on: August 22, 2016, 11:21:07 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7731 on: August 23, 2016, 05:21:06 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7732 on: August 23, 2016, 08:01:22 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7734 on: August 23, 2016, 09:42:55 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7737 on: August 23, 2016, 02:08:27 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7738 on: August 26, 2016, 03:30:52 AM »
Bloody hell I'm not surprised the stupid sod passed out...  Shocked:

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A lunatic driver castrated himself after crashing his car at almost twice the speed limit.
Nicholas St Clair, 27, from west Hull, pulled out a tree branch which had pierced his groin in the smash and found his balls dangling from it, a court heard.

Doesn't sound like any great loss to the gene pool though  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3759288/Lunatic-speeding-driver-castrated-tree-branch-crashed-car-nearly-double-speed-limit.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7739 on: August 26, 2016, 06:03:30 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 26, 2016, 03:30:52 AM
Bloody hell I'm not surprised the stupid sod passed out...  Shocked:

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A lunatic driver castrated himself after crashing his car at almost twice the speed limit.
Nicholas St Clair, 27, from west Hull, pulled out a tree branch which had pierced his groin in the smash and found his balls dangling from it, a court heard.

Doesn't sound like any great loss to the gene pool though  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3759288/Lunatic-speeding-driver-castrated-tree-branch-crashed-car-nearly-double-speed-limit.html

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