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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7757 on: August 29, 2016, 08:00:17 AM »
There are times where, like with Nick, it is best not to know what goes on in the dark recesses of Baldymort's mind...  noooo:

It was on another site I follow!  cussing:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7758 on: August 29, 2016, 08:08:15 AM »
There are times where, like with Nick, it is best not to know what goes on in the dark recesses of Baldymort's mind...  noooo:

It was on another site I follow!  cussing:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7759 on: August 29, 2016, 08:27:08 AM »
There are times where, like with Nick, it is best not to know what goes on in the dark recesses of Baldymort's mind...  noooo:

It was on another site I follow!  cussing:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7760 on: August 29, 2016, 01:12:29 PM »
There are times where, like with Nick, it is best not to know what goes on in the dark recesses of Baldymort's mind...  noooo:

It was on another site I follow!  cussing:

Too many jokes...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7761 on: August 29, 2016, 02:31:25 PM »
There are times where, like with Nick, it is best not to know what goes on in the dark recesses of Baldymort's mind...  noooo:

It was on another site I follow!  cussing:

Too many jokes...  noooo:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7762 on: August 29, 2016, 06:24:03 PM »
There are times where, like with Nick, it is best not to know what goes on in the dark recesses of Baldymort's mind...  noooo:

It was on another site I follow!  cussing:

Too many jokes...  noooo:

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Not enough jokes? You want Apey to make an entire stand up routine about it?  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7763 on: August 31, 2016, 12:14:16 AM »
Let me get this straight, you have a festival where you throw LIT kerosene soaked balls at the opposing team?  eeek:

http://www.express.co.uk/travel/articles/705432/balls-of-fire-festival-shocking-flame-fight-between-good-evil-nejapa-el-salvador
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7764 on: August 31, 2016, 05:04:06 AM »
Let me get this straight, you have a festival where you throw LIT kerosene soaked balls at the opposing team?  eeek:

http://www.express.co.uk/travel/articles/705432/balls-of-fire-festival-shocking-flame-fight-between-good-evil-nejapa-el-salvador

That looks cool!  eveilgrin:

Is there any Daily Fail headline that doesn't contain 'shocking' now...? ::)

I saw the other day, "shocking pictures of man smoking on train!"...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7765 on: August 31, 2016, 07:17:19 AM »
Set you up as one team and Nick as the other you say...  scared2:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7766 on: August 31, 2016, 08:47:50 AM »
"Wrong baby cremated after Sydney hospital mix-up"

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Perhaps they should have said wrong dead baby
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7767 on: September 01, 2016, 06:49:17 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7768 on: September 01, 2016, 09:44:45 PM »
Burger King are doing a tribute burger for the nutter who nailed his bollocks to the ground outside the Kremlin a while ago. What are they going to call it, the Crazy Ivan?  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3768588/Will-Whopper-Burger-King-creates-menu-tribute-Russian-artist-nailed-scrotum-Red-Square.html
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