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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7770 on: September 02, 2016, 06:50:35 PM »
Should have got one of these


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7771 on: September 02, 2016, 09:08:39 PM »
I'm starting to think it would be a good idea to have a sticky thread titled "Corbyn is a moron because....".

Banning after work drinks because it's sexist and discriminates against women who want to go home and care for their children? So you are saying that women don't get a break from childcare or that fathers would rather be in the pub getting rat arsed than care for their kids? You are starting to make Millibland look like a serious politician.

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/02/corbyn-wants-to-ban-sexist-after-work-drinks-for-quite-sexist-reason-6105449/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7772 on: September 02, 2016, 10:09:57 PM »
I'm starting to think it would be a good idea to have a sticky thread titled "Corbyn is a moron because....".

Banning after work drinks because it's sexist and discriminates against women who want to go home and care for their children? So you are saying that women don't get a break from childcare or that fathers would rather be in the pub getting rat arsed than care for their kids? You are starting to make Millibland look like a serious politician.

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/02/corbyn-wants-to-ban-sexist-after-work-drinks-for-quite-sexist-reason-6105449/
he is an complete arse isn't he.  And that might be insulting to arses
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7773 on: September 03, 2016, 04:16:36 AM »
I'm starting to think it would be a good idea to have a sticky thread titled "Corbyn is a moron because....".

Banning after work drinks because it's sexist and discriminates against women who want to go home and care for their children? So you are saying that women don't get a break from childcare or that fathers would rather be in the pub getting rat arsed than care for their kids? You are starting to make Millibland look like a serious politician.

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/02/corbyn-wants-to-ban-sexist-after-work-drinks-for-quite-sexist-reason-6105449/

Unless it is him like... ::)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7774 on: September 03, 2016, 11:01:24 AM »
I'm starting to think it would be a good idea to have a sticky thread titled "Corbyn is a moron because....".

Banning after work drinks because it's sexist and discriminates against women who want to go home and care for their children? So you are saying that women don't get a break from childcare or that fathers would rather be in the pub getting rat arsed than care for their kids? You are starting to make Millibland look like a serious politician.

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/02/corbyn-wants-to-ban-sexist-after-work-drinks-for-quite-sexist-reason-6105449/

Unless it is him like... ::)
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And then there's his pretend stance on human rights

http://uk.businessinsider.com/jeremy-corbyn-paid-iran-press-tv-tortured-journalist-2016-6
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7775 on: September 03, 2016, 08:31:24 PM »
Coffee could become extinct????  eeek: eeek: eeek:



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!  Yargh:

Yes I know the article says by 2080 but I drink more coffee than collapso...

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/03/time-to-panic-coffee-could-be-extinct-by-2080-6107859/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7776 on: September 03, 2016, 08:48:36 PM »
Coffee could become extinct????  eeek: eeek: eeek:



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!  Yargh:

Yes I know the article says by 2080 but I drink more coffee than collapso...

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/03/time-to-panic-coffee-could-be-extinct-by-2080-6107859/
I think I may well be extinct myself before then but if not I'll just switch to instant coffee instead
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7777 on: September 03, 2016, 09:02:07 PM »
Coffee could become extinct????  eeek: eeek: eeek:



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!  Yargh:

Yes I know the article says by 2080 but I drink more coffee than collapso...

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/03/time-to-panic-coffee-could-be-extinct-by-2080-6107859/

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7781 on: September 04, 2016, 05:50:10 PM »
A town where anyone dressed as a clown gets immediately arrested? Sounds like Miss D's version of paradise...  rubschin:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/04/anyone-dressed-as-a-clown-in-town-terrorised-by-one-will-be-arrested-6108688/#mv-a
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7782 on: September 04, 2016, 05:51:49 PM »
A town where anyone dressed as a clown gets immediately arrested? Sounds like Miss D's version of paradise...  rubschin:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/04/anyone-dressed-as-a-clown-in-town-terrorised-by-one-will-be-arrested-6108688/#mv-a
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