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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7830 on: September 18, 2016, 07:29:08 AM »
That's going to be one hell of an insurance claim... "Tell us in your own words what happened leading up to the crash...."  lol:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/711657/Car-crash-woman-bites-penis-driver-oral-sex

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7831 on: September 21, 2016, 08:50:28 PM »
Scrotox??? Almost 3 grand for the injections?? WTF???  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Is there some Cabal of women out there who plot to torture the men in their lives?

"Darling you know I love you but your balls look ancient, have you considered Botox?"

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/20/guys-can-now-get-a-scrotox-botox-for-wrinkly-balls-6137922/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7832 on: September 21, 2016, 08:52:14 PM »
Scrotox??? Almost 3 grand for the injections?? WTF???  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Is there some Cabal of women out there who plot to torture the men in their lives?

"Darling you know I love you but your balls look ancient, have you considered Botox?"

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/20/guys-can-now-get-a-scrotox-botox-for-wrinkly-balls-6137922/

That'd be a  noooo: noooo: noooo: from the East Sussex jury
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7833 on: September 21, 2016, 09:09:42 PM »
We need a press ganged guinea pig willing volunteer to test the supposed health benefits. I'm sure Apey wouldn't mind paying to try a course...  whistle:



Having caused Padlock Pockets double trauma with that suggestion my work is done for the day...  eveilgrin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7834 on: September 22, 2016, 06:35:19 PM »
Go Pro camera......£200
Wingsuit......£750
Parachute......£1500

Realising you attached the camera backwards..........Priceless  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3801770/Hair-raising-footage-base-jumper-France-free-falls-minute-inches-cliff-face.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7835 on: September 22, 2016, 06:53:45 PM »
Go Pro camera......£200
Wingsuit......£750
Parachute......£1500

Realising you attached the camera backwards..........Priceless  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3801770/Hair-raising-footage-base-jumper-France-free-falls-minute-inches-cliff-face.html

Oh noes  noooo:    scared2:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7836 on: September 23, 2016, 06:20:33 AM »
Go Pro camera......£200
Wingsuit......£750
Parachute......£1500

Realising you attached the camera backwards..........Priceless  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3801770/Hair-raising-footage-base-jumper-France-free-falls-minute-inches-cliff-face.html

Awesome video!  :thumbsup:

The guy following almost ends up in the trees at one point!  eeek:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7837 on: September 25, 2016, 03:40:28 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7838 on: September 25, 2016, 07:08:20 AM »
Am I a bad person for laughing at a cruel and demeaning prank aimed at the terminally gullible iPhone owner......

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3805273/I-committed-biggest-mistake-life-watching-video-Clueless-iPhone-7-owners-destroy-new-handsets-YouTube-prank-dupes-DRILLING-headphone-jack.html

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Someone in the comments even asked what size drill they should use! happy001

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7839 on: September 25, 2016, 07:51:25 AM »
Am I a bad person for laughing at a cruel and demeaning prank aimed at the terminally gullible iPhone owner......

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3805273/I-committed-biggest-mistake-life-watching-video-Clueless-iPhone-7-owners-destroy-new-handsets-YouTube-prank-dupes-DRILLING-headphone-jack.html

happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

happy002

Someone in the comments even asked what size drill they should use! happy001

No, there is no hope for the human race...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7840 on: September 25, 2016, 08:14:27 AM »
Am I a bad person for laughing at a cruel and demeaning prank aimed at the terminally gullible iPhone owner......

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3805273/I-committed-biggest-mistake-life-watching-video-Clueless-iPhone-7-owners-destroy-new-handsets-YouTube-prank-dupes-DRILLING-headphone-jack.html

happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

happy002

Someone in the comments even asked what size drill they should use! happy001

No, there is no hope for the human race...  noooo:
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Given how many people have fallen for this your man has clearly been slacking off Mr Darwin sir...  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7841 on: September 25, 2016, 09:39:24 AM »
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7842 on: September 25, 2016, 10:01:43 AM »
Am I a bad person for laughing at a cruel and demeaning prank aimed at the terminally gullible iPhone owner......

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3805273/I-committed-biggest-mistake-life-watching-video-Clueless-iPhone-7-owners-destroy-new-handsets-YouTube-prank-dupes-DRILLING-headphone-jack.html

happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

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Someone in the comments even asked what size drill they should use! happy001

No, there is no hope for the human race...  noooo:
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Given how many people have fallen for this your man has clearly been slacking off Mr Darwin sir...  lol:

Perhaps he has a plan to just put his feet up and let them self destruct...?  rubschin:

I don't think we'll have to wait long...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7843 on: September 25, 2016, 07:45:13 PM »
Cheating on the womnan you bought a taser for as a Christmas present. This was only going to end one way.  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3806462/Hitting-REALLY-hurts-Girlfriend-gets-revenge-cheating-boyfriend-tasering-crotch.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7844 on: September 25, 2016, 10:11:10 PM »
Cheating on the womnan you bought a taser for as a Christmas present. This was only going to end one way.  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3806462/Hitting-REALLY-hurts-Girlfriend-gets-revenge-cheating-boyfriend-tasering-crotch.html

So who's holding the camera then?

Looks like a fake to moi
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