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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7845 on: September 25, 2016, 10:57:45 PM »
Quote from: Steve on September 25, 2016, 10:11:10 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 25, 2016, 07:45:13 PM
Cheating on the womnan you bought a taser for as a Christmas present. This was only going to end one way.  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3806462/Hitting-REALLY-hurts-Girlfriend-gets-revenge-cheating-boyfriend-tasering-crotch.html

So who's holding the camera then?

Looks like a fake to moi

Quite possibly but my ulterior motive was to give LL and Misty ideas to keep Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber under control...  eveilgrin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7846 on: October 01, 2016, 12:28:48 PM »
Spend £700 on the new iPhone and then throw it off the 148th floor of the Burj Khalifa? Of course it isn't going to survive the fall.  noooo:

He's forked out over 6 grand for handsets used in other videos:

Belting one with a hammer and nail
Dropping one in boiling water
Trying to chip and scratch one with a knife
Freezing one in coke
Drilling a 'headphone' socket into one
Nuking one in a microwave
Submerging one in dry ice

Is this guy testing handsets for Nick??  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3815472/Wave-goodbye-719-Man-THROWS-iPhone-7-Plus-world-s-tallest-building-doesn-t-survive-fall.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7847 on: October 01, 2016, 01:06:09 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 01, 2016, 12:28:48 PM
Spend £700 on the new iPhone and then throw it off the 148th floor of the Burj Khalifa? Of course it isn't going to survive the fall.  noooo:

He's forked out over 6 grand for handsets used in other videos:

Belting one with a hammer and nail
Dropping one in boiling water
Trying to chip and scratch one with a knife
Freezing one in coke
Drilling a 'headphone' socket into one
Nuking one in a microwave
Submerging one in dry ice

Is this guy testing handsets for Nick??  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3815472/Wave-goodbye-719-Man-THROWS-iPhone-7-Plus-world-s-tallest-building-doesn-t-survive-fall.html

Bonkers...  noooo:

He must make some cash from his YouTube channel tho...  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7848 on: October 01, 2016, 01:09:55 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 01, 2016, 01:06:09 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 01, 2016, 12:28:48 PM
Spend £700 on the new iPhone and then throw it off the 148th floor of the Burj Khalifa? Of course it isn't going to survive the fall.  noooo:

He's forked out over 6 grand for handsets used in other videos:

Belting one with a hammer and nail
Dropping one in boiling water
Trying to chip and scratch one with a knife
Freezing one in coke
Drilling a 'headphone' socket into one
Nuking one in a microwave
Submerging one in dry ice

Is this guy testing handsets for Nick??  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3815472/Wave-goodbye-719-Man-THROWS-iPhone-7-Plus-world-s-tallest-building-doesn-t-survive-fall.html

Bonkers...  noooo:

He must make some cash from his YouTube channel tho...  rubschin:

Somehow I don't think that videos of you faceplanting after falling off a roof will have the same draw...   noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7849 on: October 01, 2016, 01:31:59 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 01, 2016, 01:09:55 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 01, 2016, 01:06:09 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 01, 2016, 12:28:48 PM
Spend £700 on the new iPhone and then throw it off the 148th floor of the Burj Khalifa? Of course it isn't going to survive the fall.  noooo:

He's forked out over 6 grand for handsets used in other videos:

Belting one with a hammer and nail
Dropping one in boiling water
Trying to chip and scratch one with a knife
Freezing one in coke
Drilling a 'headphone' socket into one
Nuking one in a microwave
Submerging one in dry ice

Is this guy testing handsets for Nick??  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3815472/Wave-goodbye-719-Man-THROWS-iPhone-7-Plus-world-s-tallest-building-doesn-t-survive-fall.html

Bonkers...  noooo:

He must make some cash from his YouTube channel tho...  rubschin:

Somehow I don't think that videos of you faceplanting after falling off a roof will have the same draw...   noooo:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7850 on: October 03, 2016, 07:12:49 PM »
Call it a hunch but something tells me that the people who are afraid of an AI are the same ones who believed that drilling a hole in the top of the iPhone 7 would give you a headphone socket...  rubschin:

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=6424.7845
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7851 on: October 03, 2016, 07:37:21 PM »
WTF?? eeek:

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He added: ‘I’ve already had two failed marriages and I’m determined not to have a third.’
She said: ‘I feel our bond is so strong that even something like this is not enough to make us give up.’

http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/02/brides-overwhelming-despair-after-discovering-new-husband-is-her-granddad-6166447/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7852 on: October 03, 2016, 07:42:40 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 03, 2016, 07:37:21 PM
WTF?? eeek:

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He added: ‘I’ve already had two failed marriages and I’m determined not to have a third.’
She said: ‘I feel our bond is so strong that even something like this is not enough to make us give up.’

http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/02/brides-overwhelming-despair-after-discovering-new-husband-is-her-granddad-6166447/

Yet again it's the game that all the family can play
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7853 on: October 03, 2016, 07:47:10 PM »
Quote from: Steve on October 03, 2016, 07:42:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 03, 2016, 07:37:21 PM
WTF?? eeek:

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He added: ‘I’ve already had two failed marriages and I’m determined not to have a third.’
She said: ‘I feel our bond is so strong that even something like this is not enough to make us give up.’

http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/02/brides-overwhelming-despair-after-discovering-new-husband-is-her-granddad-6166447/

Yet again it's the game that all the family can play

Would I be cynical for suggesting it's the golddigger edtion...  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7854 on: October 03, 2016, 08:32:39 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 03, 2016, 07:47:10 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 03, 2016, 07:42:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 03, 2016, 07:37:21 PM
WTF?? eeek:

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He added: ‘I’ve already had two failed marriages and I’m determined not to have a third.’
She said: ‘I feel our bond is so strong that even something like this is not enough to make us give up.’

http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/02/brides-overwhelming-despair-after-discovering-new-husband-is-her-granddad-6166447/

Yet again it's the game that all the family can play

Would I be cynical for suggesting it's the golddigger edtion...  rubschin:

Cynical?   noooo: The phrase I would use is 'accurate'
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7855 on: October 06, 2016, 11:03:23 AM »
Boy runs up 100k bill advertising his band  eeek:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/37571304/boy-racks-up-100000-euro-bill-advertising-his-brass-band


No Nick, not The Boy just a Boy


Oh and nice one Google

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7856 on: October 06, 2016, 11:43:00 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7857 on: October 08, 2016, 05:47:42 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7858 on: October 08, 2016, 06:39:58 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7859 on: October 08, 2016, 05:00:07 PM »
Or keep it and rent it out as a corporate retreat, good money in that these days.  rubschin:
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