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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7875 on: October 14, 2016, 06:47:01 AM »
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« Reply #7876 on: October 15, 2016, 01:43:51 AM »
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« Reply #7878 on: October 15, 2016, 08:07:09 AM »
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« Reply #7879 on: October 15, 2016, 09:06:59 AM »
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« Reply #7880 on: October 15, 2016, 09:09:11 AM »
When I heard about this on the news I thought that Nick had come to Cornwall...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3836682/Think-having-bad-day-Moment-clumsy-shopper-caught-camera-accidentally-smashed-FOUR-brand-new-televisions-worth-5-000.html

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But I'm going with either the idiot store manager or this is all a set up theory.

Looks set-up to me - can't believe they would have four sets so precariously balanced - or so close to an open door for that matter....  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7881 on: October 15, 2016, 12:36:56 PM »
When I heard about this on the news I thought that Nick had come to Cornwall...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3836682/Think-having-bad-day-Moment-clumsy-shopper-caught-camera-accidentally-smashed-FOUR-brand-new-televisions-worth-5-000.html

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But I'm going with either the idiot store manager or this is all a set up theory.

Looks set-up to me - can't believe they would have four sets so precariously balanced - or so close to an open door for that matter....  noooo:

It's St Austell, trust me that level of idiocy is plausible there  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7885 on: October 18, 2016, 06:09:13 PM »
I don't know whether to laugh at these morons or worry for the future of the human race...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3845350/Prankster-puts-UPSIDE-fiver-eBay-stunned-bidding-war-hits-8-000.html

Something tells me that Apey is planning on 'finding' more of them though...  rubschin:
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« Reply #7886 on: October 18, 2016, 08:15:37 PM »
I don't know whether to laugh at these morons or worry for the future of the human race...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3845350/Prankster-puts-UPSIDE-fiver-eBay-stunned-bidding-war-hits-8-000.html

Something tells me that Apey is planning on 'finding' more of them though...  rubschin:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7887 on: October 23, 2016, 12:01:56 AM »
Bolt Cutter? A hack saw? Why do I get the feeling the stupid bastard is going to have nightmares for the foreseeable future...   eeek:



http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/22/bet-this-man-must-have-really-regretted-using-a-cring-6208466/
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« Reply #7888 on: October 23, 2016, 06:45:27 AM »
Bolt Cutter? A hack saw? Why do I get the feeling the stupid bastard is going to have nightmares for the foreseeable future...   eeek:



http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/22/bet-this-man-must-have-really-regretted-using-a-cring-6208466/

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7889 on: October 23, 2016, 10:12:54 AM »
Bolt Cutter? A hack saw? Why do I get the feeling the stupid bastard is going to have nightmares for the foreseeable future...   eeek:



http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/22/bet-this-man-must-have-really-regretted-using-a-cring-6208466/
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