Fantastic Headlines

[Grumpmeister]

Silent but not quite deadly.....? 

[Grumpmeister]

A trip to London you say... 

http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/30/heres-how-to-get-200-when-you-pass-go-on-a-real-life-monopoly-board-6223728/

[Grumpmeister]

People will put money towards any old shite these days... 

http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/30/watch-that-isnt-a-watch-is-the-most-pointless-kickstarter-idea-ever-6224276/

[Barman]

People will put money towards any old shite these days... 

http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/30/watch-that-isnt-a-watch-is-the-most-pointless-kickstarter-idea-ever-6224276/

 

[Grumpmeister]

Jesus, wasn't there a Greggs nearby....? 

http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/01/man-chopped-off-his-own-toe-then-started-eating-it-in-front-of-wilko-shoppers-6227895/

[Barman]

Jesus, wasn't there a Greggs nearby....? 

http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/01/man-chopped-off-his-own-toe-then-started-eating-it-in-front-of-wilko-shoppers-6227895/

NC. 

[Grumpmeister]

Does it count as a suicide bombing if you throw the pin.....? 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3908162/Irish-jihadi-dubbed-Terry-Taliban-blows-suicide-attack-Iraqi-forces-sweep-south-Mosul.html

[Barman]

Does it count as a suicide bombing if you throw the pin.....? 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3908162/Irish-jihadi-dubbed-Terry-Taliban-blows-suicide-attack-Iraqi-forces-sweep-south-Mosul.html

 

[Steve]

Does it count as a suicide bombing if you throw the pin.....? 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3908162/Irish-jihadi-dubbed-Terry-Taliban-blows-suicide-attack-Iraqi-forces-sweep-south-Mosul.html

 

[Grumpmeister]

Does it count as a suicide bombing if you throw the pin.....? 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3908162/Irish-jihadi-dubbed-Terry-Taliban-blows-suicide-attack-Iraqi-forces-sweep-south-Mosul.html

 

 

[Grumpmeister]

Do you really think that this is going to have any effect? Setting fire to the trainers you have already bought because the owner of the company publicly supported Trump? You have already paid for them so the company isn't going to give a toss. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3925840/New-Balance-shoe-owners-lighting-sneakers-fire-protest-company-voiced-support-president-elect-Donald-Trump.html

[Barman]

Do you really think that this is going to have any effect? Setting fire to the trainers you have already bought because the owner of the company publicly supported Trump? You have already paid for them so the company isn't going to give a toss. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3925840/New-Balance-shoe-owners-lighting-sneakers-fire-protest-company-voiced-support-president-elect-Donald-Trump.html

[Steve]

Do you really think that this is going to have any effect? Setting fire to the trainers you have already bought because the owner of the company publicly supported Trump? You have already paid for them so the company isn't going to give a toss. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3925840/New-Balance-shoe-owners-lighting-sneakers-fire-protest-company-voiced-support-president-elect-Donald-Trump.html

If the Fuckwittery party had stood . . .

[Grumpmeister]

Wasn't sure if it was more appropriate to put this in the Darwin Awards thread as something tells me he won't be having kids in the future 

http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/12/man-rushed-to-doctor-with-chopstick-stuck-in-his-penis-6253541/

[Barman]

Wasn't sure if it was more appropriate to put this in the Darwin Awards thread as something tells me he won't be having kids in the future 

http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/12/man-rushed-to-doctor-with-chopstick-stuck-in-his-penis-6253541/

NC.