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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7939 on: December 01, 2016, 01:27:57 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7941 on: December 01, 2016, 01:52:20 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7942 on: December 01, 2016, 02:35:52 PM »
Jingle balls?  noooo:



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‘After contacting every company that does 3D scanning work in the entire country, not a single one was willing to 3D scan his scrotum,’ Brian told metro.co.uk.

‘Most companies wouldn’t even respond to my inquiries.

Gee I wonder why that would be...  rubschin:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/30/you-can-now-hang-the-third-most-beautiful-balls-in-the-world-on-your-wall-6293143/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7943 on: December 01, 2016, 06:58:38 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7946 on: December 01, 2016, 07:07:57 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7947 on: December 01, 2016, 07:16:25 PM »
Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

At this rate you are going to be spending that much on paracetemol...  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7949 on: December 03, 2016, 05:08:42 PM »
Think I've just found the holy grail for Apey, a McDonald's card that gives unlimited free food for the rest of his life...   whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3992846/McDonald-s-Gold-Card-entitles-lucky-holders-unlimited-free-food.html
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