Fantastic Headlines

[Barman]

In theory I could still do it, just need to find property and then get in touch with the charity shops and offer to buy their broken electricals... 

How would you dispose of all the smashed up stuff...?

 

[Grumpmeister]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4007680/Army-cadet-suffers-horrendous-injury-grenade-fired-launcher-gets-stuck-hand.html

 

[Barman]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4007680/Army-cadet-suffers-horrendous-injury-grenade-fired-launcher-gets-stuck-hand.html

 

OMG! 

Don't click it Steve... 

[Steve]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4007680/Army-cadet-suffers-horrendous-injury-grenade-fired-launcher-gets-stuck-hand.html

 

OMG! 

Don't click it Steve... 

    wise advice methinks

[Grumpmeister]

I've heard of a close shave but this...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4006496/Now-S-close-shave-Bizarre-video-shows-barber-cutting-hair-using-MEAT-CLEAVER-hammer.html

 

[Steve]

I've heard of a close shave but this...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4006496/Now-S-close-shave-Bizarre-video-shows-barber-cutting-hair-using-MEAT-CLEAVER-hammer.html

 

[Grumpmeister]

W.......T..............F???? Why on earth would you want to do this to yourself? 

Before the surgery, Mr Rodriguez underwent several physical and psychological tests, according to his surgeon.

I'm guessing the psychological tests didn't include the question 'are you a nutter?' 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4009914/The-real-life-RED-SKULL-Venezuelan-father-nose-removed-entire-head-tattooed-look-like-Captain-America-s-arch-enemy.html

[Steve]

W.......T..............F???? Why on earth would you want to do this to yourself? 

Before the surgery, Mr Rodriguez underwent several physical and psychological tests, according to his surgeon.

I'm guessing the psychological tests didn't include the question 'are you a nutter?' 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4009914/The-real-life-RED-SKULL-Venezuelan-father-nose-removed-entire-head-tattooed-look-like-Captain-America-s-arch-enemy.html

I truly believe some fuckwits would chop their own heads off if it got them more attention as that's the only currency in their tiny little minds

[Darwins Selection]

W.......T..............F???? Why on earth would you want to do this to yourself? 

Before the surgery, Mr Rodriguez underwent several physical and psychological tests, according to his surgeon.

I'm guessing the psychological tests didn't include the question 'are you a nutter?' 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4009914/The-real-life-RED-SKULL-Venezuelan-father-nose-removed-entire-head-tattooed-look-like-Captain-America-s-arch-enemy.html

I truly believe some fuckwits would chop their own heads off if it got them more attention as that's the only currency in their tiny little minds

That should be encouraged

[Grumpmeister]

W.......T..............F???? Why on earth would you want to do this to yourself? 

Before the surgery, Mr Rodriguez underwent several physical and psychological tests, according to his surgeon.

I'm guessing the psychological tests didn't include the question 'are you a nutter?' 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4009914/The-real-life-RED-SKULL-Venezuelan-father-nose-removed-entire-head-tattooed-look-like-Captain-America-s-arch-enemy.html

I truly believe some fuckwits would chop their own heads off if it got them more attention as that's the only currency in their tiny little minds

That should be encouraged

Well get your man on it Mr Darwin sir... 

[Steve]

W.......T..............F???? Why on earth would you want to do this to yourself? 

Before the surgery, Mr Rodriguez underwent several physical and psychological tests, according to his surgeon.

I'm guessing the psychological tests didn't include the question 'are you a nutter?' 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4009914/The-real-life-RED-SKULL-Venezuelan-father-nose-removed-entire-head-tattooed-look-like-Captain-America-s-arch-enemy.html

I truly believe some fuckwits would chop their own heads off if it got them more attention as that's the only currency in their tiny little minds

That should be encouraged

But it leaves a sticky mess that some poor sod has to clean up and still sleep nights

How about an all new programme:  Win your weight in gold by jumping into a vat of molten iron and surviving for a minute.

[Grumpmeister]

Just heard about this on the news and my immediate reaction was 'she has a boyfriend? Someone would willingly wake up each morning to this??' 



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4011936/First-picture-Catwoman-Jocelyn-Wildenstein-s-boyfriend-alleged-attack.html

[Barman]

Just heard about this on the news and my immediate reaction was 'she has a boyfriend? Someone would willingly wake up each morning to this??' 



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4011936/First-picture-Catwoman-Jocelyn-Wildenstein-s-boyfriend-alleged-attack.html

Weirdos... 

[Nick]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/liz-truss-barking-dogs-drones-justice-secretary-commons-questions-answer-baffles-mps-a7459196.html

[Barman]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/liz-truss-barking-dogs-drones-justice-secretary-commons-questions-answer-baffles-mps-a7459196.html

Isn't that an AFFS...?