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Offline Steve

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7995 on: December 20, 2016, 11:23:26 AM »
Quote from: Barman on December 20, 2016, 06:12:30 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 19, 2016, 09:50:52 PM
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-38363441

now I like a drink but............. rubschin:

Cured their halitosis tho...  :thumbsup:
Maybe but I bet they still niff a bet now
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7996 on: December 21, 2016, 02:18:33 AM »
Staff at a sex shop beat off an armed robber....

http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/17/sex-shop-workers-fight-off-armed-robber-with-dildos-6328775/

Too many jokes...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7997 on: December 21, 2016, 07:26:41 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7998 on: December 21, 2016, 03:45:26 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7999 on: December 21, 2016, 06:04:06 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8000 on: December 21, 2016, 09:41:31 PM »
Suddenly realising you've been using a hand grenade to crack walnuts for the last 20 odd years...  eeek:

With friends like that who needs enemas...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-4055722/Chinese-villager-uses-hand-grenade-crack-walnuts-25-years-without-realising.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8001 on: December 21, 2016, 09:50:40 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 21, 2016, 09:41:31 PM
Suddenly realising you've been using a hand grenade to crack walnuts for the last 20 odd years...  eeek:

With friends like that who needs enemas...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-4055722/Chinese-villager-uses-hand-grenade-crack-walnuts-25-years-without-realising.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8002 on: December 21, 2016, 10:58:30 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8003 on: December 22, 2016, 07:27:35 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 21, 2016, 09:41:31 PM
Suddenly realising you've been using a hand grenade to crack walnuts for the last 20 odd years...  eeek:

With friends like that who needs enemas...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-4055722/Chinese-villager-uses-hand-grenade-crack-walnuts-25-years-without-realising.html

I loved the comment!

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Thank goodness you found a stock photo of walnuts or the story would have been lost on me.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8004 on: December 22, 2016, 09:07:16 AM »
Quote from: Barman on December 22, 2016, 07:27:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 21, 2016, 09:41:31 PM
Suddenly realising you've been using a hand grenade to crack walnuts for the last 20 odd years...  eeek:

With friends like that who needs enemas...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-4055722/Chinese-villager-uses-hand-grenade-crack-walnuts-25-years-without-realising.html

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Thank goodness you found a stock photo of walnuts or the story would have been lost on me.

happy001
happy001 happy001
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8005 on: December 22, 2016, 10:35:48 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 22, 2016, 09:07:16 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 22, 2016, 07:27:35 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 21, 2016, 09:41:31 PM
Suddenly realising you've been using a hand grenade to crack walnuts for the last 20 odd years...  eeek:

With friends like that who needs enemas...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-4055722/Chinese-villager-uses-hand-grenade-crack-walnuts-25-years-without-realising.html

I loved the comment!

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Thank goodness you found a stock photo of walnuts or the story would have been lost on me.

happy001
happy001 happy001
happy001 happy001 happy001
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8006 on: December 28, 2016, 04:30:59 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8007 on: December 28, 2016, 06:55:08 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8008 on: December 28, 2016, 08:55:01 AM »
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« Reply #8009 on: December 28, 2016, 09:02:39 AM »
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