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[apc2010]

I used Velcro 

Isn't that just for black kids..........

[Grumpmeister]

I suppose that means BM enjoys well fired pizza then... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4156204/Sainsbury-s-faces-wrath-shoppers-black-bread.html

[Barman]

I suppose that means BM enjoys well fired pizza then... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4156204/Sainsbury-s-faces-wrath-shoppers-black-bread.html

Oh FFS we're doomed...

[Steve]

I suppose that means BM enjoys well fired pizza then... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4156204/Sainsbury-s-faces-wrath-shoppers-black-bread.html

Oh FFS we're doomed...

I think you mean: even more doomed

'doomed' is situation normal

[Steve]

Has someone been paddling their canoe in prep for their canal role?   

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-38788529

[Grumpmeister]

To celebrate the Chinese New Year I'm going to fling molten lead at a cold wall. Yes I know it sounds dangerous but I've given this a lot of thought and have got the appropriate safety equipment, a thick sheepskin coat and a straw hat.....   

I sense the subtle hand of Darwin here... 

He claims to have not been seriously hurt during the performances although admitted to swallow the odd molten spark which can burn temporarily.

Surely one of the first things he would have learned doing this every year would be to keep his mouth shut. 





http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4169168/Blacksmith-puts-light-display-lashing-molten-lava.html

[Steve]

 

There must be simpler ways of removing pebbledashing

[Grumpmeister]

I have to admit when I first saw the photo's I thought it was BM using the BBQ 

[Grumpmeister]

I thought it was by the end of a prison sentence that you end up with an arse like a wizards sleeve? How the hell do you fit 2 mobiles, charger, herbal meds and a sim card up there. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4169342/Prisoner-caught-TWO-mobile-phones-anus.html

[Steve]

I thought it was by the end of a prison sentence that you end up with an arse like a wizards sleeve? How the hell do you fit 2 mobiles, charger, herbal meds and a sim card up there. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4169342/Prisoner-caught-TWO-mobile-phones-anus.html

Maybe he swallowed them and that's where they finally got stuck?

[Barman]

I thought it was by the end of a prison sentence that you end up with an arse like a wizards sleeve? How the hell do you fit 2 mobiles, charger, herbal meds and a sim card up there. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4169342/Prisoner-caught-TWO-mobile-phones-anus.html

Maybe he swallowed them and that's where they finally got stuck?

 

[Darwins Selection]

I thought it was by the end of a prison sentence that you end up with an arse like a wizards sleeve? How the hell do you fit 2 mobiles, charger, herbal meds and a sim card up there. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4169342/Prisoner-caught-TWO-mobile-phones-anus.html

 

[Barman]

I thought it was by the end of a prison sentence that you end up with an arse like a wizards sleeve? How the hell do you fit 2 mobiles, charger, herbal meds and a sim card up there. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4169342/Prisoner-caught-TWO-mobile-phones-anus.html

 

 

That was my first thought... 

[Grumpmeister]

I thought it was by the end of a prison sentence that you end up with an arse like a wizards sleeve? How the hell do you fit 2 mobiles, charger, herbal meds and a sim card up there. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4169342/Prisoner-caught-TWO-mobile-phones-anus.html

 

 

That was my first thought... 

That does give me an idea, the punishment should fit the crime after all..... 

[Steve]

Finally after a lifetime struggle, the once teenage jailbird got the phone out

This was a caption competition wasn't it