Fantastic Headlines

[Barman]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4183924/Teenager-POP-eyes-out.html

 

 

[Grumpmeister]

WTF? 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4183966/Restaurant-wraps-lamb-doll-undress-her.html

[Grumpmeister]

It would be wrong to laugh at this but I'm sure Apey will come up with a couple of jokes... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4183326/Controlled-explosion-vehicle-outside-UK-police-station.html

[Steve]

It would be wrong to laugh at this but I'm sure Apey will come up with a couple of jokes... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4183326/Controlled-explosion-vehicle-outside-UK-police-station.html

and these are the people supposed to keep us safe

I also see they're trying to get off with only paying a fraction of what the car was worth to him.  Here's a cunning plan, let him blow one of your Plod Cars up instead

[Barman]

It would be wrong to laugh at this but I'm sure Apey will come up with a couple of jokes... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4183326/Controlled-explosion-vehicle-outside-UK-police-station.html

and these are the people supposed to keep us safe

I also see they're trying to get off with only paying a fraction of what the car was worth to him.  Here's a cunning plan, let him blow one of your Plod Cars up instead

Amazing... 

[Nick]

http://feweek.co.uk/2017/02/03/new-job-for-finance-director-despite-338k-it-scandal/

[Steve]

http://feweek.co.uk/2017/02/03/new-job-for-finance-director-despite-338k-it-scandal/

More complex than the headline suggests

Looks like he's toast

[Darwins Selection]

http://feweek.co.uk/2017/02/03/new-job-for-finance-director-despite-338k-it-scandal/

More complex than the headline suggests

Looks like he's toast

Burned toast by the look of him.

[Grumpmeister]

I'm not sure what to make of this, on the one hand I always thought that there was something fake about Beckham but on the other hand I'm supposed to believe that he managed to write emails? 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4190152/Hackers-release-tranche-Beckham-s-personal-emails.html

[Barman]

I'm not sure what to make of this, on the one hand I always thought that there was something fake about Beckham but on the other hand I'm supposed to believe that he managed to write emails? 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4190152/Hackers-release-tranche-Beckham-s-personal-emails.html

I'm surprised too - especially after that thermos flask incident... 

[Steve]

Well someone's got to post it up

Nigel Farage is sharing his £4million bachelor pad with the foxy French former waitress involved in a dodgy £400,000 EU donation to UKIP

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4192022/Nigel-Farage-sharing-pad-French-politician.html

I bet there's been some anguished 'who to believe' dilemmas over breakfast this morning.

[Grumpmeister]

WTF?  Apey, I'm sure you will get some material for your routine out of this...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4191008/Man-caught-having-sex-DRAIN-COVER.html

[Barman]

WTF?  Apey, I'm sure you will get some material for your routine out of this...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4191008/Man-caught-having-sex-DRAIN-COVER.html

Well, he clearly isn't in the middle of the fucking road Daily Fail.... 

[Grumpmeister]

Truro, capital of culture............?

 

 

 

 

Hang on, didn't Hull get made a city of culture? Bloody hell if they don't pull the application it could happen after all.

http://www.cornwalllive.com/truro-capital-of-culture-bid-put-on-hold-over-secreacy-accusations/story-30109418-detail/story.html

[Steve]

Truro, capital of culture............?

 

 

 

 

Hang on, didn't Hull get made a city of culture? Bloody hell if they don't pull the application it could happen after all.

http://www.cornwalllive.com/truro-capital-of-culture-bid-put-on-hold-over-secreacy-accusations/story-30109418-detail/story.html

Well they're only competing against Leeds, Dundee and Milton Keynes so seems like a shoe in.