Fantastic Headlines

[Steve]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-38959746

Calls included men with their bollocks trapped in a TOASTER??? 

The mind boggles, it almost sounds like the kind of thing Nick would have a story about. 

 

[Grumpmeister]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-38959746

Calls included men with their bollocks trapped in a TOASTER??? 

The mind boggles, it almost sounds like the kind of thing Nick would have a story about. 

 

I don't know why the called the fire brigade for that one, plug it in and switch it on and I guarantee that the stupid bugger would get his tackle out PDQ. 

[Darwins Selection]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-38959746

Calls included men with their bollocks trapped in a TOASTER??? 

The mind boggles, it almost sounds like the kind of thing Nick would have a story about. 

 

I don't know why the called the fire brigade for that one, plug it in and switch it on and I guarantee that the stupid bugger would get his tackle out PDQ. 

Never seen a toaster big enough. 

[Grumpmeister]

You've never seen a toaster full stop Mr Darwin sir, you man deals with all that for you.. 

[Nick]

Including electrocuting his own bollocks at Mr Darwin's command?

[apc2010]

I always thought you roasted nuts on an open fire .........

[Steve]

I always thought you roasted nuts on an open fire .........

[Darwins Selection]

You've never seen a toaster full stop Mr Darwin sir, you man deals with all that for you.. 

Cook looks after the toaster. That is womens work.

I always thought you roasted nuts on an open fire .........

[Grumpmeister]

You've never seen a toaster full stop Mr Darwin sir, you man deals with all that for you.. 

Cook looks after the toaster. That is womens work.

Cook? I'd have thought a landed member of the Berkshire gentry would have a Michellin starred chef in their employ... 

[apc2010]

You've never seen a toaster full stop Mr Darwin sir, you man deals with all that for you.. 

Cook looks after the toaster. That is womens work.

I always thought you roasted nuts on an open fire .........

You have a man just to toast .........



(old bacon slicer joke ..   )

[Grumpmeister]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4239608/NATO-air-base-Germany-receives-false-alert.html

 

[Steve]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4239608/NATO-air-base-Germany-receives-false-alert.html

 

That Donald with his klutz fingers eh?

[Darwins Selection]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4239608/NATO-air-base-Germany-receives-false-alert.html

 

That Donald with his klutz fingers eh?

 

[Steve]

A loser called Nick (no not our Nick)

Man marks his ex-girlfriend's apology letter and sends it back to her

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/39025091/man-marks-his-ex-girlfriends-apology-letter-and-sends-it-back-to-her

How lucky for him that socks are so cheap nowadays, he may need a lifetime's supply of single socks

[Darwins Selection]

A loser called Nick (no not our Nick)

Man marks his ex-girlfriend's apology letter and sends it back to her

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/39025091/man-marks-his-ex-girlfriends-apology-letter-and-sends-it-back-to-her

How lucky for him that socks are so cheap nowadays, he may need a lifetime's supply of single socks

How very Retro.
She should have stayed modern and texted "UR DMPED"