Does laughing at this make me a bad person?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4396848/Dove-released-funeral-flies-directly-truck.html
Many years ago, a rep for the company I worked for was driving up the A1 in his owld Sierra with the window open as they were letting racing pigeons go in a field at the side of the road.
One of the pigeons hit his overtaking mirror which decapitated it. The body came in through the open window and fluttered around the car discharging all its life blood over Steve and the interior while he tried to bring the car to a stop.
How we laughed when we saw the state of it!