Fantastic Headlines

[Nick]

http://thehookmag.com/2017/04/ukip-candidate-admits-finds-gorillas-attractive-131301/

[Steve]

http://thehookmag.com/2017/04/ukip-candidate-admits-finds-gorillas-attractive-131301/

Why are you surprised though?

[Grumpmeister]

And to think Apey moans about having tyre problems... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4462364/Car-pancaked-flying-three-tonne-lorry-tyre.html

[Grumpmeister]

I'd be bloody wary about going back in the house again on the off chance that the exterminators missed one. 

http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/01/mother-forced-out-of-home-for-three-days-after-finding-erection-spiders-on-asda-bananas-6608574/

[Steve]

I'd be bloody wary about going back in the house again on the off chance that the exterminators missed one. 

http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/01/mother-forced-out-of-home-for-three-days-after-finding-erection-spiders-on-asda-bananas-6608574/

[Steve]

And to think Apey moans about having tyre problems... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4462364/Car-pancaked-flying-three-tonne-lorry-tyre.html

[Grumpmeister]

WTF? 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4468954/Man-spends-25k-plastic-surgery-elf.html

[Barman]

WTF? 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4468954/Man-spends-25k-plastic-surgery-elf.html

He needs a trick cyclist more than a surgeon... 

[Grumpmeister]

I do love that people were apparently up in arms about this advert even though it was shown after the watershed.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4481754/ITV-Spotify-fire-sexually-suggestive-ad.html

It could have been worse, judging from the reaction to the other Spotify Family advert when I saw Guardians last week...

http://youtu.be/TJrlScbTVMs

[Barman]

I do love that people were apparently up in arms about this advert even though it was shown after the watershed.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4481754/ITV-Spotify-fire-sexually-suggestive-ad.html

It could have been worse, judging from the reaction to the other Spotify Family advert when I saw Guardians last week...

http://youtu.be/TJrlScbTVMs

[Grumpmeister]

Newquay, says it all really. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4491162/Police-arrest-man-VW-Golf-driven-sea.html

[Grumpmeister]

Keep your eyes open if you are going shopping... 

http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/10/hundreds-of-10-notes-have-been-hidden-in-uk-shopping-centres-6628442/#mv-a

[Nick]

http://thehookmag.com/2017/05/pastor-eaten-crocodiles-trying-walk-water-136267/?utm_source=HookEP&utm_medium=FBO&utm_campaign=VeryBPSP
 

[Grumpmeister]

WTF? 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4506748/Is-black-tape-trend-risqu-yet.html

[Nick]

Buy shares in black tape now, you say?