Fantastic Headlines

[Just One More]

Personally, I think that's a load of bollocks

[Nick]

BM can relax then.

[Just One More]

    

[Steve]

Linked from the shark fin/harpoon story

We are in the presence of a growing trend on the black market for the illegal traffic of human genitals into China” said an officer in charge of operations. “Large sized genitals can fetch prices in the tens of thousands of dollars for their alleged aphrodisiac qualities when consumed as food” he says.

 

   

  But I thought it was Thai restaurants that had the likes of Phed Phad Prik

[Just One More]

Bangkok 

[Nick]

Been there, doing that 

[Grumpmeister]

http://www.sundayregister.com/nude-sunbather-singapore-beach-injured-crab-mistakes-vagina-oyster/

Surprised that Apey hasn't turned up yet to make a comment about it being the worst case of crabs he's heard of in years... 

[Grumpmeister]

Detective Constable Grump of the Yard..................hmmm does have kind of a ring to it.... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4558140/Scotland-Yard-hiring-detectives-straight-CID.html

[Grumpmeister]

Apey is going to be pissed when he finds out he missed out on this cock up. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4566286/Card-machine-blunder-leaves-pub-counting-cost.html

[Nick]

http://nypost.com/2017/06/01/doctors-warns-women-against-putting-wasp-nests-in-their-vaginas/?utm_content=inf_11_2731_2&utm_source=tsefacebook&utm_medium=tsefb&utm_campaign=tse&tse_id=INF_120319f048f511e780b645b806a7020f

[Barman]

http://nypost.com/2017/06/01/doctors-warns-women-against-putting-wasp-nests-in-their-vaginas/?utm_content=inf_11_2731_2&utm_source=tsefacebook&utm_medium=tsefb&utm_campaign=tse&tse_id=INF_120319f048f511e780b645b806a7020f

 

[Steve]

http://nypost.com/2017/06/01/doctors-warns-women-against-putting-wasp-nests-in-their-vaginas/?utm_content=inf_11_2731_2&utm_source=tsefacebook&utm_medium=tsefb&utm_campaign=tse&tse_id=INF_120319f048f511e780b645b806a7020f

 

[Grumpmeister]

This is how the zombie apocalypse starts.... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4573914/US-firm-try-reawakening-dead-Latin-America.html

[Steve]

This is how the zombie apocalypse starts.... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4573914/US-firm-try-reawakening-dead-Latin-America.html

So who would we brought back from the dead? 

[Barman]

This is how the zombie apocalypse starts.... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4573914/US-firm-try-reawakening-dead-Latin-America.html

So who would we brought back from the dead?

Nick...?