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Offline Steve

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8505 on: June 13, 2017, 08:52:52 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8506 on: June 13, 2017, 10:32:14 PM »
On a kind of related note...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4598160/University-warns-inappropriate-lavatory-habits.html

Am I a bad person for thinking "well Glasgow is a shithole" when I read this...  redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8507 on: June 13, 2017, 11:05:57 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 13, 2017, 10:32:14 PM
On a kind of related note...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4598160/University-warns-inappropriate-lavatory-habits.html

Am I a bad person for thinking "well Glasgow is a shithole" when I read this...  redface:
noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8508 on: June 14, 2017, 03:30:45 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8509 on: June 15, 2017, 11:59:54 AM »
Get paid £3500 for volunteering to be infected with Whooping Cough.......?  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-40258553

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8510 on: June 15, 2017, 12:12:40 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 15, 2017, 11:59:54 AM
Get paid £3500 for volunteering to be infected with Whooping Cough.......?  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-40258553

Woop, woop!  :thumbsup:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8511 on: June 15, 2017, 12:14:01 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 15, 2017, 12:12:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 15, 2017, 11:59:54 AM
Get paid £3500 for volunteering to be infected with Whooping Cough.......?  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-40258553

Woop, woop!  :thumbsup:

I have to admit I'm half considering it...  redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8512 on: June 15, 2017, 12:16:58 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 15, 2017, 12:14:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 15, 2017, 12:12:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 15, 2017, 11:59:54 AM
Get paid £3500 for volunteering to be infected with Whooping Cough.......?  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-40258553

Woop, woop!  :thumbsup:

I have to admit I'm half considering it...  redface:
Don't  noooo:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8513 on: June 15, 2017, 12:17:29 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 15, 2017, 12:14:01 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 15, 2017, 12:12:40 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 15, 2017, 11:59:54 AM
Get paid £3500 for volunteering to be infected with Whooping Cough.......?  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-40258553

Woop, woop!  :thumbsup:

I have to admit I'm half considering it...  redface:

Well I'm sure we can make HUGE savings on a joint funeral with you and NIck - black suits all nice and ready....  :thumbsup:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8514 on: June 15, 2017, 02:51:25 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8515 on: June 21, 2017, 07:21:50 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8516 on: June 22, 2017, 05:20:25 PM »
I thought that massages were supposed to be relaxing, something tells me that I'd find this one anything but....  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4628356/Cutting-edge-craze-sees-spa-goers-massaged-KNIVES.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8517 on: June 22, 2017, 05:46:45 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 22, 2017, 05:20:25 PM
I thought that massages were supposed to be relaxing, something tells me that I'd find this one anything but....  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4628356/Cutting-edge-craze-sees-spa-goers-massaged-KNIVES.html
noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8518 on: June 22, 2017, 09:05:45 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 22, 2017, 05:20:25 PM
I thought that massages were supposed to be relaxing, something tells me that I'd find this one anything but....  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4628356/Cutting-edge-craze-sees-spa-goers-massaged-KNIVES.html

WTF   eeek:  Can you imagine going on a day the missus or old man had pissed them off  scared2:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8519 on: June 23, 2017, 09:20:48 AM »
Quote from: boogs on June 22, 2017, 09:05:45 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 22, 2017, 05:20:25 PM
I thought that massages were supposed to be relaxing, something tells me that I'd find this one anything but....  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4628356/Cutting-edge-craze-sees-spa-goers-massaged-KNIVES.html

WTF   eeek:  Can you imagine going on a day the missus or old man had pissed them off  scared2:
Pretty much any day then?
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