Fantastic Headlines

[Grumpmeister]

Something tells me Apey will be having a field day with this one, a Dominatrix who joined the police has been suspended as it is feared she would be too violent with perps...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4636658/Dominatrix-turned-cop-offered-deal-job.html

Anyone want to give odds that his first joke will involve handcuffs.... 
 

[Steve]

Something tells me Apey will be having a field day with this one, a Dominatrix who joined the police has been suspended as it is feared she would be too violent with perps...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4636658/Dominatrix-turned-cop-offered-deal-job.html

Anyone want to give odds that his first joke will involve handcuffs.... 

100 to 1 on methinks

[Grumpmeister]

Throwing coins into the engine of the plane you are about to fly in, for safety???? 

"After an investigation the involved passenger, surnamed Qiu, said she threw the coins to pray for safety. According to Qiu's neighbour, Qiu believes in Buddhism," the police said.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-40421811

[Grumpmeister]

Another one for Apey to have a field day with

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4645514/Probe-launched-X-rated-photo-taken-fire-engine.html

To be honest when I saw the headline a song did come to mind...

http://youtu.be/RF0HhrwIwp0

[Nick]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/27/chinese-passenger-throws-coins-plane-engine-luck/
 

[Barman]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/27/chinese-passenger-throws-coins-plane-engine-luck/
 

 

[Grumpmeister]

Ahem Mr Nick, AFFS... 

Throwing coins into the engine of the plane you are about to fly in, for safety???? 

"After an investigation the involved passenger, surnamed Qiu, said she threw the coins to pray for safety. According to Qiu's neighbour, Qiu believes in Buddhism," the police said.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-40421811

[Nick]

 

[Steve]

Throwing coins into the engine of the plane you are about to fly in, for safety???? 

"After an investigation the involved passenger, surnamed Qiu, said she threw the coins to pray for safety. According to Qiu's neighbour, Qiu believes in Buddhism," the police said.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-40421811

 

They should have thrown the passenger into the engine just to show how it didn't bring her any luck

[Grumpmeister]

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4648340/Woman-killed-father-law-squeezing-testicles.html

[Barman]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4648340/Woman-killed-father-law-squeezing-testicles.html

 

[Just One More]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4648340/Woman-killed-father-law-squeezing-testicles.html

"during a row about a cockfight."     

[Grumpmeister]

That has to be the best description of Dover I've seen in ages 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4654330/The-ten-WORST-places-live-England.html

[Barman]

That has to be the best description of Dover I've seen in ages 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4654330/The-ten-WORST-places-live-England.html

 

[Steve]

That has to be the best description of Dover I've seen in ages 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4654330/The-ten-WORST-places-live-England.html