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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8550 on: July 09, 2017, 07:10:33 PM »
Well that's one way to complain about shoddy customer service...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4679314/Customer-brings-two-two-strippers-bank-Russia.html

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Is that smell of burning Apey's brain going into overdrive with deposit/withdrawal jokes....  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8551 on: July 09, 2017, 07:14:27 PM »
Mr Thread?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8552 on: July 09, 2017, 07:24:58 PM »
Mr Thread?

Aye... potty brain...  noooo:
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« Reply #8553 on: July 09, 2017, 07:25:30 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8554 on: July 09, 2017, 07:27:17 PM »
Mr Thread?

Aye... potty brain...  noooo:

Just Apey getting predictable in his old age...  whistle:
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« Reply #8555 on: July 09, 2017, 07:32:06 PM »
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I meant Grumpy... but if the cap fits....  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8556 on: July 09, 2017, 07:36:53 PM »
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I meant Grumpy... but if the cap fits....  whistle:

I'm the young impressionable one on this site  angel1

It's you Nick and Apey that tend to be the dirty old buggers.  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8557 on: July 09, 2017, 07:59:38 PM »
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I meant Grumpy... but if the cap fits....  whistle:

I'm the young impressionable one on this site  angel1

It's you Nick and Apey that tend to be the dirty old buggers.  whistle:

Pension payer...  cloud9:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8560 on: July 13, 2017, 04:02:58 PM »
http://thehookmag.com/2017/07/peta-almost-bankrupt-photographer-monkey-selfie-143587/

They can afford to pull stunts like this because they convince gullible idiots that they are actually doing something good with their donations. In the main though it's publicity stunts like this or suing Games Workshop because some of their tabletop wargaming figures had 'wolf fur' on them and therefore somehow committed animal cruelty that keep them in the public eye. While there are charities and groups out there that do genuinely help against cruelty to animals PETA is little more than a trendy media savvy parasite.   
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8561 on: July 13, 2017, 04:05:40 PM »
Can those monkeys shit coffee beans?  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8562 on: July 13, 2017, 04:07:14 PM »
Can those monkeys shit coffee beans?  whistle:

Stupid boy! Monkeys are used to pick Oolong tea not filter coffee....  noooo:

https://www.amazon.com/Monkey-Picked-Oolong-Tea-Teavana/dp/B007FRDB1Q
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8563 on: July 13, 2017, 04:09:18 PM »
If they don't get minimum wage and free bananas I am contacting PETA  angel1
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8564 on: July 13, 2017, 04:13:11 PM »
If they don't get minimum wage and free bananas I am contacting PETA  angel1

Not employed in the UK and I'd love to see the public relations backlash of PETA trying to take on Buddhist monasteries  :thumbsup:
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