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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8625 on: August 08, 2017, 06:57:32 PM »
I see that PETA are at it again, after being made to look like a bunch of nutters over the Games Workshop plastic fur debacle they are now trying to make Dr Who a vegan as 'eating dead animals wouldn't fit with the Doctor's moral compass'

Someone really needs to tell them the difference between real and fictional.  noooo:

http://www.radiotimes.com/news/2017-08-08/peta-urge-doctor-who-to-make-the-doctor-vegan
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8626 on: August 11, 2017, 02:35:59 AM »
So Call Me Dave goes surfing off Polzeath and once he gets out the lifeguards put up sewage warning notices....  rubschin:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/08/10/david-cameron-pictured-swimming-in-water-filled-with-human-waste-6842310/#mv-b

There are just too many jokes here....  noooo:



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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8627 on: August 11, 2017, 04:36:36 AM »
So Call Me Dave goes surfing off Polzeath and once he gets out the lifeguards put up sewage warning notices....  rubschin:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/08/10/david-cameron-pictured-swimming-in-water-filled-with-human-waste-6842310/#mv-b

There are just too many jokes here....  noooo:



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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8630 on: August 11, 2017, 04:10:53 PM »
How stupid  ::)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8631 on: August 11, 2017, 07:02:13 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8633 on: August 11, 2017, 08:53:16 PM »
It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8635 on: August 12, 2017, 07:16:22 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8637 on: August 12, 2017, 10:25:42 AM »
Unleash the Apey, he's going to have a field day with this

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4781428/Double-disaster-female-driver-confuses-step.html

 noooo:

 noooo: noooo:

The Mail is fast catching up with the Grauniad.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8638 on: August 12, 2017, 04:11:30 PM »
I noticed that  noooo: noooo:

They must be recruiting from Bog Street Comp now  noooo:
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« Reply #8639 on: August 12, 2017, 04:12:39 PM »
I noticed that  noooo: noooo:

They must be recruiting from Bog Street Comp now  noooo:

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