Fantastic Headlines

[Steve]

 

Surprising choice of holiday location by LL

[Grumpmeister]

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-4788486/Tourists-scaling-China-s-terrifying-mountain-footpath.html

[Barman]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-4788486/Tourists-scaling-China-s-terrifying-mountain-footpath.html

 

[Grumpmeister]

He's still alive? Mr Darwin sir your man must be slipping, Doherty's career as a professional junkie makes Keith Richards look like the poster boy for temperance. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4791758/Pete-Doherty-caught-trying-smuggle-heroin-Italy.html

[Barman]

He's still alive? Mr Darwin sir your man must be slipping, Doherty's career as a professional junkie makes Keith Richards look like the poster boy for temperance. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4791758/Pete-Doherty-caught-trying-smuggle-heroin-Italy.html

Can't be long now, Mr. Darwin Sir is probably sharpening his scythe at this very moment... 

[Grumpmeister]

He's still alive? Mr Darwin sir your man must be slipping, Doherty's career as a professional junkie makes Keith Richards look like the poster boy for temperance. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4791758/Pete-Doherty-caught-trying-smuggle-heroin-Italy.html

Can't be long now, Mr. Darwin Sir is probably sharpening his scythe at this very moment... 

Just as long as he isn't cremated afterwards. The smoke from the furnace would probably send anyone in a 30 mile radius as high as a bloody kite. 

[Barman]

He's still alive? Mr Darwin sir your man must be slipping, Doherty's career as a professional junkie makes Keith Richards look like the poster boy for temperance. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4791758/Pete-Doherty-caught-trying-smuggle-heroin-Italy.html

Can't be long now, Mr. Darwin Sir is probably sharpening his scythe at this very moment... 

Just as long as he isn't cremated afterwards. The smoke from the furnace would probably send anyone in a 30 mile radius as high as a bloody kite. 

 

[Grumpmeister]

Let me get this straight, yes Yellowstone will at some point erupt so you want to drill into it's massive magma chamber and pump water into it thinking that it will delay or prevent the event despite the fact that you are talking about astronomical levels of pressure in the chamber itself and not knowing just how much if it is filled with eruptable magma. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4803246/NASA-reveals-risky-plan-COOL-Yellowstone.html

[Barman]

Let me get this straight, yes Yellowstone will at some point erupt so you want to drill into it's massive magma chamber and pump water into it thinking that it will delay or prevent the event despite the fact that you are talking about astronomical levels of pressure in the chamber itself and not knowing just how much if it is filled with eruptable magma. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4803246/NASA-reveals-risky-plan-COOL-Yellowstone.html

Hmmn... what could possibly go wrong...? 

[Grumpmeister]

Let me get this straight, yes Yellowstone will at some point erupt so you want to drill into it's massive magma chamber and pump water into it thinking that it will delay or prevent the event despite the fact that you are talking about astronomical levels of pressure in the chamber itself and not knowing just how much if it is filled with eruptable magma. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4803246/NASA-reveals-risky-plan-COOL-Yellowstone.html

Hmmn... what could possibly go wrong...? 

Given the size of the magma chamber, not even considering the even larger magma reservoir underneath? NASA could end up meaning Need Another Sodding America. 

[Steve]

Let me get this straight, yes Yellowstone will at some point erupt so you want to drill into it's massive magma chamber and pump water into it thinking that it will delay or prevent the event despite the fact that you are talking about astronomical levels of pressure in the chamber itself and not knowing just how much if it is filled with eruptable magma. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4803246/NASA-reveals-risky-plan-COOL-Yellowstone.html

Hmmn... what could possibly go wrong...? 

Given the size of the magma chamber, not even considering the even larger magma reservoir underneath? NASA could end up meaning Need Another Sodding America. 

And then we'd get 300 million migrants in boats washing across the Atlantic

I volunteer to be the first to push Trump back in the water

[Nick]

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2017/08/21/british-headline-ever-2/

[Barman]

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2017/08/21/british-headline-ever-2/

 

[Steve]

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2017/08/21/british-headline-ever-2/

 

[Steve]

Oo-err.  Someone found dead at that very festival

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-41011598

"The man was pronounced dead at the scene and an unconscious woman was airlifted to hospital. Kent Police is treating the death as unexplained.

Flamefest, which boasts a "discreet" adult play area and outdoor dungeon, was at the site on Saturday and Sunday."


I would have said a stiff found but you know we have to post in what passes for good taste