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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8685 on: September 03, 2017, 06:29:44 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8686 on: September 03, 2017, 10:40:15 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8687 on: September 03, 2017, 12:34:35 PM »
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« Reply #8688 on: September 03, 2017, 04:09:14 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8689 on: September 03, 2017, 05:18:46 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8690 on: September 03, 2017, 06:23:47 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 03, 2017, 04:09:14 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 03, 2017, 12:34:35 PM
Quote from: boogs on September 03, 2017, 10:40:15 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 03, 2017, 06:26:20 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-41122909?SThisFB

 lol: lol: lol:    noooo:  You would think by there age they would know betterer   noooo: noooo:
My first thought was it was Nick  redface:

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Actually he has a text message saying t'otherwise

To which he replied "who are you"?   ::)

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8691 on: September 03, 2017, 06:26:13 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8692 on: September 06, 2017, 08:25:36 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8693 on: September 06, 2017, 08:50:44 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8694 on: September 06, 2017, 08:52:13 AM »
It just gets worserer as the story goes on............... noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8695 on: September 06, 2017, 10:07:26 AM »
Good grief!   facepalm:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8696 on: September 06, 2017, 02:03:48 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 06, 2017, 08:50:44 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 06, 2017, 08:25:36 AM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-gets-stuck-upside-down-11116860

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“After our meal, we repaired back to my house for a bottle of wine and a scientology documentary." doublefacepalm

Or maybe scientology documentary is an all new euphemism for a shag
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8697 on: September 06, 2017, 02:15:20 PM »
Quote from: Steve on September 06, 2017, 02:03:48 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 06, 2017, 08:50:44 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 06, 2017, 08:25:36 AM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-gets-stuck-upside-down-11116860

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“After our meal, we repaired back to my house for a bottle of wine and a scientology documentary." doublefacepalm

Or maybe scientology documentary is an all new euphemism for a shag
Nick will know.

Perhaps it was a mis-quotation for "Scatology Documentary"?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8698 on: September 06, 2017, 02:17:50 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 06, 2017, 02:15:20 PM
Quote from: Steve on September 06, 2017, 02:03:48 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 06, 2017, 08:50:44 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 06, 2017, 08:25:36 AM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-gets-stuck-upside-down-11116860

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“After our meal, we repaired back to my house for a bottle of wine and a scientology documentary." doublefacepalm

Or maybe scientology documentary is an all new euphemism for a shag
Nick will know.

Perhaps it was a mis-quotation for "Scatology Documentary"?

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8699 on: September 10, 2017, 08:57:29 AM »
To be honest she could have just left it, after all if he was taking her back to watch a Scientology documentary then it's clear that he is used to accepting any old shite.  whistle:
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