Fantastic Headlines

[Grumpmeister]

I was going to say only in America but something tells me that only in the NRA would be more accurate... 

"We're gonna shoot that there tornado to show it we mean business....." I'll say this for Mr Darwin sir, he doesn't miss a chance to thin out the gene pool. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4869358/Florida-sheriff-pleads-people-not-SHOOT-Irma.html

[Steve]

To be honest she could have just left it, after all if he was taking her back to watch a Scientology documentary then it's clear that he is used to accepting any old shite. 

[Just One More]

One of Nottingham's finest 

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[Steve]

One of Nottingham's finest 

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Nod's Mum?

[Nick]

 

[Grumpmeister]

As much as we take the piss out of BM over his lack of hair it could have been far worse, you could be this poor bastard... 
 


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4871946/Macedonian-footballer-mocked-unfortunate-bald-patch.html

[Barman]

As much as we take the piss out of BM over his lack of hair it could have been far worse, you could be this poor bastard... 
 


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4871946/Macedonian-footballer-mocked-unfortunate-bald-patch.html

 

[Nick]

How do you know he isn't the same? 

[Barman]

How do you know he isn't the same? 

 

[Grumpmeister]

How do you know he isn't the same? 

 

It would explain the bucket. You will need to collar LL when she is over here to ask her... 

[Grumpmeister]

Surely there must have been a point where their plastic surgeon suggested that they may be going a little too far. Removing 6 ribs for christ sake? There is a reason those are there and it isn't so that you can do this...



I hate to tell you this love but while you may have blown thousands on making yourself look younger and like barbie your hands easily give you away as being in your mid to late forties. 

And the less said about gargantuarse woman the better 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4879966/Are-extreme-plastic-surgery-addicts-ever.html

[Barman]

Surely there must have been a point where their plastic surgeon suggested that they may be going a little too far. Removing 6 ribs for christ sake? There is a reason those are there and it isn't so that you can do this...



I hate to tell you this love but while you may have blown thousands on making yourself look younger and like barbie your hands easily give you away as being in your mid to late forties. 

And the less said about gargantuarse woman the better 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4879966/Are-extreme-plastic-surgery-addicts-ever.html

Monstrous...   

It is a trick cyclist they need, not a plastic surgeon... 

[boogs]

Surely there must have been a point where their plastic surgeon suggested that they may be going a little too far. Removing 6 ribs for christ sake? There is a reason those are there and it isn't so that you can do this...



I hate to tell you this love but while you may have blown thousands on making yourself look younger and like barbie your hands easily give you away as being in your mid to late forties. 

And the less said about gargantuarse woman the better 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4879966/Are-extreme-plastic-surgery-addicts-ever.html

Monstrous...   

It is a trick cyclist they need, not a plastic surgeon... 

I agree 

Who in gods name would find this attractive 

Even Nick would struggle 

[Nick]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-41243025

[Steve]

. .And the less said about gargantuarse woman the better  . .

quite