Fantastic Headlines

[Steve]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-41243025

[Barman]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-41243025

Perhaps it looks better from further away* like...? 










* about 100 miles.

[Grumpmeister]

We need some more evidence here. Misty, Boogsy, Miss D, you've all met bucket bonce so would you say that you found him to be more masculine and dominant because he is an baldy....   

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4887064/Bald-men-perceived-dominant.html

[Barman]

We need some more evidence here. Misty, Boogsy, Miss D, you've all met bucket bonce so would you say that you found him to be more masculine and dominant because he is an baldy....   

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4887064/Bald-men-perceived-dominant.html

 

[Nick]

LL will be pissing herself laughing..................

[Barman]

LL will be pissing herself laughing..................

I think her PC might be broken... 

[Grumpmeister]

LL will be pissing herself laughing..................

I think her PC might be broken... 

Notice how there is no response from Misty, Boogsy or Miss D either... 

Does anyone have the keys to the cellar..... 

[Grumpmeister]

WTF? 

There are some people who clearly should not be allowed out without a carer 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4888342/Human-Ken-Doll-Rodrigo-Alves-loses-new-teeth-Marbella.html

[Steve]

WTF? 

There are some people who clearly should not be allowed out without a carer 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4888342/Human-Ken-Doll-Rodrigo-Alves-loses-new-teeth-Marbella.html

How about just not allowed out?

[Barman]

LL will be pissing herself laughing..................

I think her PC might be broken... 

Notice how there is no response from Misty, Boogsy or Miss D either... 

Does anyone have the keys to the cellar..... 

 

[Barman]

WTF? 

There are some people who clearly should not be allowed out without a carer 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4888342/Human-Ken-Doll-Rodrigo-Alves-loses-new-teeth-Marbella.html

What an utter monster.... 

[Grumpmeister]

What? Why? Just what medication are you on that made you think this would be a good idea in the first place... 

http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/16/man-had-to-call-firefighters-after-getting-his-penis-stuck-in-weights-at-the-gym-6933090/

Eventually, he had to be sedated as firefighters using angle grinders, a saw and a hydraulic rescue device broke the weight to finally release the penis.

Sedated? I'd have had the stupid bastard strapped down and bleedin' sectioned as well. 

[Barman]

What? Why? Just what medication are you on that made you think this would be a good idea in the first place... 

http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/16/man-had-to-call-firefighters-after-getting-his-penis-stuck-in-weights-at-the-gym-6933090/

Eventually, he had to be sedated as firefighters using angle grinders, a saw and a hydraulic rescue device broke the weight to finally release the penis.

Sedated? I'd have had the stupid bastard strapped down and bleedin' sectioned as well. 

I just can'y imagine the thought process that ends up with, "I'll stick me knob in that weight"... 

[Steve]

What? Why? Just what medication are you on that made you think this would be a good idea in the first place... 

http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/16/man-had-to-call-firefighters-after-getting-his-penis-stuck-in-weights-at-the-gym-6933090/

Eventually, he had to be sedated as firefighters using angle grinders, a saw and a hydraulic rescue device broke the weight to finally release the penis.

Sedated? I'd have had the stupid bastard strapped down and bleedin' sectioned as well. 

I just can'y imagine the thought process that ends up with, "I'll stick me knob in that weight"... 

Probably starts with being thick, ugly and spent all his money on booze

[Nick]

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/couple-hospitalized-after-man-gets-his-head-stuck-in-his-wifes-vagina/