Fantastic Headlines

[Barman]

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/couple-hospitalized-after-man-gets-his-head-stuck-in-his-wifes-vagina/   

Ms. Morrison suffered from severe internal bleeding but is now stable, while her husband has suffered only a few scratches and bruises.

  What (or who) else did she have up there? 

[Nick]

Some old cables??   

[Barman]

Some old cables??   

 

[Nick]

Or a turnip 

[Barman]

Or a turnip 

Looking at the picture it could be an owld Sierra! 

[Grumpmeister]

It's safe to say that if she ever ends up pregnant it's going to be an easy labour. Hell the poor kid would probably spend the last couple of of the pregnancy months bungee jumping... 

[Nick]

Or a turnip 

Looking at the picture it could be an owld Sierra! 

Jim   

[Steve]

http://www.snopes.com/tag/world-news-daily-report/

[Grumpmeister]

Call this a hunch but given they aren't the only budget airline out there suspect that this is the beginning of the end for Ryanair.

If canceling the flights en mass wasn't bad enough, making passengers dial a premium rate number to rebook is just taking the piss. I can't see them recovering from this public relations disaster, even sacking O'leary isn't going to make a difference at this point.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4901840/Ryanair-offers-pilots-12-000-bonuses-work.html

[Steve]

Call this a hunch but given they aren't the only budget airline out there suspect that this is the beginning of the end for Ryanair.

If canceling the flights en mass wasn't bad enough, making passengers dial a premium rate number to rebook is just taking the piss. I can't see them recovering from this public relations disaster, even sacking O'leary isn't going to make a difference at this point.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4901840/Ryanair-offers-pilots-12-000-bonuses-work.html

[Grumpmeister]

Am I a bad person for getting a warm fuzzy feeling at the thought of O'Leary back to to sign on because nobody would hire him afterwards?   

[Grumpmeister]

Jesus!! 



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4902168/Man-survives-impaled-six-foot-long-rod.html

[Steve]

Jesus!! 



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4902168/Man-survives-impaled-six-foot-long-rod.html

[Barman]

Jesus!! 



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4902168/Man-survives-impaled-six-foot-long-rod.html

 

The 37-year-old man had been struck by lightning, which caused him to fall on the long stick.

Not really his day was it...?

[Nick]