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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8805 on: October 08, 2017, 06:09:06 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 08, 2017, 06:06:36 PM
SHould have gone for Tesco Finest  noooo: noooo:

I do  angel1 angel1

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8806 on: October 08, 2017, 07:10:55 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 08, 2017, 06:06:36 PM
SHould have gone for Tesco Finest  noooo: noooo:

I do  angel1 angel1
noooo: Nothing like the real thing.










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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8807 on: October 08, 2017, 07:11:56 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8808 on: October 08, 2017, 07:17:11 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 08, 2017, 05:37:11 PM
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Jeez that place is a goldmine for such stories https://twitter.com/thesundaysport

"New conference hell for Theresa May! Nick Robinson lookalike shat in her handbag. Exclusive only in @thesundaysport"

https://twitter.com/thesundaysport/status/916334777833312256
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8809 on: October 10, 2017, 08:18:19 AM »
So you are on a glass walkway when it suddenly starts cracking under you.......... nope can't think of a single reason why the guy would panic...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4962060/Tour-guide-freaks-glass-walk-cracks.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8810 on: October 10, 2017, 08:31:22 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 10, 2017, 08:18:19 AM
So you are on a glass walkway when it suddenly starts cracking under you.......... nope can't think of a single reason why the guy would panic...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4962060/Tour-guide-freaks-glass-walk-cracks.html

Gawd, I'd shit meself!  lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8811 on: October 10, 2017, 09:36:32 AM »
Quote from: Barman on October 10, 2017, 08:31:22 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 10, 2017, 08:18:19 AM
So you are on a glass walkway when it suddenly starts cracking under you.......... nope can't think of a single reason why the guy would panic...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4962060/Tour-guide-freaks-glass-walk-cracks.html

Gawd, I'd shit meself!  lol: lol: lol:
noooo:  I'd hunt down the bastard that thought that funny and pull their limbs off one by one






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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8812 on: October 10, 2017, 05:38:14 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8813 on: October 10, 2017, 05:44:36 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 10, 2017, 05:38:14 PM
RoboDalek the future of law enforcement...  scared2:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4966604/Robotic-POLICE-hit-streets-Beijing.html

Utter shite...  noooo:

They can't give you a good shoeing, would be defeated by a flight of stairs and could be disabled with a bin bag... Wankah:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8814 on: October 10, 2017, 05:49:35 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 10, 2017, 05:44:36 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 10, 2017, 05:38:14 PM
RoboDalek the future of law enforcement...  scared2:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4966604/Robotic-POLICE-hit-streets-Beijing.html

Utter shite...  noooo:

They can't give you a good shoeing, would be defeated by a flight of stairs and could be disabled with a bin bag... Wankah:
They don't need to be able to use a flight of stairs, just push the prisoner down one.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8815 on: October 11, 2017, 09:20:38 AM »
Perhaps they could be adapted to give stroppy kids a good clouting in skool corridors  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8816 on: October 11, 2017, 12:16:56 PM »
Not that I want to worry Baldymort but have you said anything around Google Home that you wouldn't want heard..............?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4969300/Home-Mini-smart-speaker-flaw-let-Google-spy-you.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8817 on: October 11, 2017, 12:31:51 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 11, 2017, 12:16:56 PM
Not that I want to worry Baldymort but have you said anything around Google Home that you wouldn't want heard..............?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4969300/Home-Mini-smart-speaker-flaw-let-Google-spy-you.html

I worry more about LL overhearing me than Google...  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8818 on: October 12, 2017, 10:17:13 AM »
As excuses why you can't come into work go...  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/10/11/fresher-texts-boss-saying-hes-having-a-threesome-so-cant-make-his-first-shift-6993396/#mv-a

Punishment decided by Facebook? It's safe to say the guy is well and truly buggered.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8819 on: October 12, 2017, 10:55:13 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 12, 2017, 10:17:13 AM
As excuses why you can't come into work go...  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/10/11/fresher-texts-boss-saying-hes-having-a-threesome-so-cant-make-his-first-shift-6993396/#mv-a

Punishment decided by Facebook? It's safe to say the guy is well and truly buggered.

I voted 'sack him'... little sod....  noooo:
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