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[Nick]

I voted "Tell his Mum"

[Barman]

I voted "Tell his Mum"

 

[Grumpmeister]

Sack him and 'accidentally' leak the story to the local media. 

[Barman]

Sack him and 'accidentally' leak the story to the local media. 

And then tell his Mum! 

[Steve]

Sack him and 'accidentally' leak the story to the local media. 

And then tell his Mum! 

 

[boogs]

Sack him and 'accidentally' leak the story to the local media. 

And then tell his Mum! 

 

[Grumpmeister]

You are right, looking like that will draw the attention of the ladies...



but it will be followed by them wondering what the hell you are on for thinking they would find that look attractive. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4977812/Tattoo-addict-spent-15-000-800-inkings.html

[Steve]

You are right, looking like that will draw the attention of the ladies...



but it will be followed by them wondering what the hell you are on for thinking they would find that look attractive. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4977812/Tattoo-addict-spent-15-000-800-inkings.html

Looks a bit like one looked and vomited all over the tosser

[boogs]

You are right, looking like that will draw the attention of the ladies...



but it will be followed by them wondering what the hell you are on for thinking they would find that look attractive. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4977812/Tattoo-addict-spent-15-000-800-inkings.html

Another one 

[Barman]

You are right, looking like that will draw the attention of the ladies...



but it will be followed by them wondering what the hell you are on for thinking they would find that look attractive. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4977812/Tattoo-addict-spent-15-000-800-inkings.html

Mental... 

[Grumpmeister]

This might have happened a while ago but 

http://www.express.co.uk/travel/articles/867958/pilot-sucked-out-plane-british-airways-1990-pictures

[Uncle Mort]

I note the "shocking pictures" are marked as 'reconstruction' God knows why the Express dredged up this 27 year old story   

[Grumpmeister]

I'd guess either a slow news day or that episode of crash investigations was on Dave the other night.

That aside you have to admit it must have been a horrific experience for the poor bastard. 

[Barman]

I note the "shocking pictures" are marked as 'reconstruction' God knows why the Express dredged up this 27 year old story   

Indeed, the 'newspaper' seems to plumb new depths every single day... 

The only real shock to the story is that they didn't include the value of the pilot's property... 

EDITED: To add I just realised it was The Express and not The Daily Fail.... 

[Grumpmeister]

I note the "shocking pictures" are marked as 'reconstruction' God knows why the Express dredged up this 27 year old story   

Indeed, the 'newspaper' seems to plumb new depths every single day... 

The only real shock to the story is that they didn't include the value of the pilot's property... 

EDITED: To add I just realised it was The Express and not The Daily Fail.... 

You seem to have as much fun moaning about the papers as anything else which is one of the reasons I keep posting them. Can't continuously take the piss out of you without giving something back...