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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8850 on: October 22, 2017, 03:52:06 PM »
The World Health Organization has appointed a new goodwill ambassador, guess who they have chosen...

nope...

nope...

nope, good guess though...

Ok I'll tell you...






Robert Mugabe  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5001502/Robert-Mugabe-appointed-goodwill-ambassador-WHO.html

 Shocked:
Shocked: Shocked:

It appears that someone has seen sense:

WHO cancels Robert Mugabe goodwill ambassador role



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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8851 on: October 22, 2017, 03:55:06 PM »
The World Health Organization has appointed a new goodwill ambassador, guess who they have chosen...

nope...

nope...

nope, good guess though...

Ok I'll tell you...






Robert Mugabe  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5001502/Robert-Mugabe-appointed-goodwill-ambassador-WHO.html

 Shocked:
Shocked: Shocked:

It appears that someone has seen sense:

WHO cancels Robert Mugabe goodwill ambassador role




The question now is will the moron who gave him the role in the first place fall on his sword?  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8852 on: October 22, 2017, 03:58:01 PM »
The World Health Organization has appointed a new goodwill ambassador, guess who they have chosen...

nope...

nope...

nope, good guess though...

Ok I'll tell you...






Robert Mugabe  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5001502/Robert-Mugabe-appointed-goodwill-ambassador-WHO.html

 Shocked:
Shocked: Shocked:

It appears that someone has seen sense:

WHO cancels Robert Mugabe goodwill ambassador role




The question now is will the moron who gave him the role in the first place fall on his sword?  noooo:

happy001
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8853 on: October 22, 2017, 04:02:30 PM »
The World Health Organization has appointed a new goodwill ambassador, guess who they have chosen...

nope...

nope...

nope, good guess though...

Ok I'll tell you...






Robert Mugabe  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5001502/Robert-Mugabe-appointed-goodwill-ambassador-WHO.html

 Shocked:
Shocked: Shocked:

It appears that someone has seen sense:

WHO cancels Robert Mugabe goodwill ambassador role




The question now is will the moron who gave him the role in the first place fall on his sword?  noooo:

happy001

So I'm not alone in my cynicism then  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8854 on: October 22, 2017, 04:24:49 PM »
The World Health Organization has appointed a new goodwill ambassador, guess who they have chosen...

nope...

nope...

nope, good guess though...

Ok I'll tell you...






Robert Mugabe  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5001502/Robert-Mugabe-appointed-goodwill-ambassador-WHO.html

 Shocked:
Shocked: Shocked:

It appears that someone has seen sense:

WHO cancels Robert Mugabe goodwill ambassador role




The question now is will the moron who gave him the role in the first place fall on his sword?  noooo:

happy001

So I'm not alone in my cynicism then  lol:
Far from it

But he may get pushed onto that sword.  The self serving prat was clearly seeking to gain kudos, votes, back handers etc by appointing such a prominent black world figure and now he's managed to further publicise just what a nasty piece of work Mugabe is

Oh and no one should be shocked if he doesn't name Grace Mugabe instead
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8855 on: October 24, 2017, 03:31:55 PM »
Call it a hunch but I'm guessing that the standard response to seeing one of these is going to be less what is it and more fookin' hell kill it with fire...  noooo:

http://youtu.be/IJRODI-B3bE

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5010397/Creepy-insect-terrorising-Australia-baffles-internet.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8856 on: October 24, 2017, 03:45:36 PM »
Call it a hunch but I'm guessing that the standard response to seeing one of these is going to be less what is it and more fookin' hell kill it with fire...  noooo:

http://youtu.be/IJRODI-B3bE

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5010397/Creepy-insect-terrorising-Australia-baffles-internet.html
Nah, it's stunning
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8857 on: October 24, 2017, 04:08:13 PM »
Call it a hunch but I'm guessing that the standard response to seeing one of these is going to be less what is it and more fookin' hell kill it with fire...  noooo:

http://youtu.be/IJRODI-B3bE

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5010397/Creepy-insect-terrorising-Australia-baffles-internet.html
Nah, it's stunning

True, once you take the time to look at it it's amazing but that depends on people not freaking out when they first lay eyes on it.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8858 on: October 24, 2017, 05:42:47 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8859 on: October 27, 2017, 01:42:47 AM »
If it wasn't for the fact that the actual age of the kid was mentioned I'd have wondered it if wasn't a certain bucket wearing manchild...

 noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5020391/Boy-11-shoved-2-magnets-nose.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8860 on: October 27, 2017, 05:40:57 AM »
If it wasn't for the fact that the actual age of the kid was mentioned I'd have wondered it if wasn't a certain bucket wearing manchild...

 noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5020391/Boy-11-shoved-2-magnets-nose.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8861 on: October 27, 2017, 08:35:31 AM »
If it wasn't for the fact that the actual age of the kid was mentioned I'd have wondered it if wasn't a certain bucket wearing manchild...

 noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5020391/Boy-11-shoved-2-magnets-nose.html
rubschin: "The anonymous child, from Cyprus"

Running classes we think
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8862 on: October 28, 2017, 03:57:03 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8863 on: October 29, 2017, 12:39:41 PM »
You only get one chance at this life so make the most of it .

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8864 on: October 29, 2017, 02:54:11 PM »
Captain Calamity you say....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5021207/Guinness-world-record-foam-pies-face-broken.html

Nick could beat that with BM chucking the pies  :thumbsup:

Haven't you years the stories about BM's aiming skills? Nick would be fine but the wall behind him would be covered...  noooo:
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