Fantastic Headlines

[Steve]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/nov/03/germany-police-bomb-garden-courgette-zucchini?CMP=fb_gu


They don't like it up 'em

[Steve]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-41865526

"Sheepdog puppy led a flock of sheep into his owners' home"



All it would have taken was a Post-It note saying no entry for sheeps

[Barman]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-41865526

"Sheepdog puppy led a flock of sheep into his owners' home"



All it would have taken was a Post-It note saying no entry for sheeps

 

[Grumpmeister]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5051295/Clubbers-start-party-OUTSIDE-nightclub.html

 

[Barman]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5051295/Clubbers-start-party-OUTSIDE-nightclub.html

 

 

Place should be called purdah... 

[Barman]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5054455/Former-Radio-1-producer-guilty-child-sex-charges.html

11 FFS! 

[Nick]

Is he your tenant?

[Barman]

Is he your tenant?

 

 

But I think Apey knows him...

[Nick]

WHen you say "knows"..................

[Barman]

WHen you say "knows"..................

I couldn't possibly comment... 

[Grumpmeister]

If only I'd thought to keep my toys boxed up and not play with them as a kid. 

I'm surprised that there are still intact Teddy Ruxpins though. Depending on what tape you inserted that could be a really creepy toy (not that I ever used a tape of Christopher Lee telling horror stories to scare the crap out of wind up an irritating kid, I know nothing about how that tape got in there  )

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5054095/How-childhood-toys-worth.html

[Barman]

If only I'd thought to keep my toys boxed up and not play with them as a kid. 

I'm surprised that there are still intact Teddy Ruxpins though. Depending on what tape you inserted that could be a really creepy toy (not that I ever used a tape of Christopher Lee telling horror stories to scare the crap out of wind up an irritating kid, I know nothing about how that tape got in there  )

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5054095/How-childhood-toys-worth.html

We didn't have any of those when I was a kid... 

[Steve]

If only I'd thought to keep my toys boxed up and not play with them as a kid. 

I'm surprised that there are still intact Teddy Ruxpins though. Depending on what tape you inserted that could be a really creepy toy (not that I ever used a tape of Christopher Lee telling horror stories to scare the crap out of wind up an irritating kid, I know nothing about how that tape got in there  )

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5054095/How-childhood-toys-worth.html

We didn't have any of those when I was a kid... 

Nor I

Always something a bit sad about a vintage toy in mint condition.  Some kid would have loved it

[apc2010]

Is he your tenant?

 

 

But I think Apey knows him...

The bloke was a CUNT before all this turned out ........


It was my mate's niece ......

[Steve]

Is he your tenant?

 

 

But I think Apey knows him...

The bloke was a CUNT before all this turned out ........


It was my mate's niece ......