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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8895 on: November 07, 2017, 03:09:40 PM »
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Is he your tenant?

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But I think Apey knows him...

The bloke was a CUNT before all this turned out ........ noooo:


It was my mate's niece ......
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8896 on: November 08, 2017, 02:48:32 PM »
Must be another entry for the Dictionary of Nick: Celebratory, to blow off the groom's tackle the night before the wedding...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5061865/Egyptian-groom-shot-penis-stag-do.html

Could this be a case of Mr Darwin sir moving in mysterious ways...  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8897 on: November 08, 2017, 03:37:20 PM »
Did I dream that story about scientists training sheep to recognise pictures of Obama and Fiona Bruce? rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8898 on: November 09, 2017, 07:06:35 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8899 on: November 09, 2017, 07:08:55 PM »
Does it have Chinese food on board?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8900 on: November 09, 2017, 10:28:26 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 09, 2017, 07:08:55 PM
Does it have Chinese food on board?

Misfortune Cookies?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8901 on: November 10, 2017, 04:57:27 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8902 on: November 10, 2017, 12:19:06 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 08, 2017, 03:37:20 PM
Did I dream that story about scientists training sheep to recognise pictures of Obama and Fiona Bruce? rubschin:

Would ewe believe it? Sheep can recognise celebrity faces

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8903 on: November 10, 2017, 12:25:32 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8904 on: November 10, 2017, 12:30:23 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 10, 2017, 12:19:06 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 08, 2017, 03:37:20 PM
Did I dream that story about scientists training sheep to recognise pictures of Obama and Fiona Bruce? rubschin:

Would ewe believe it? Sheep can recognise celebrity faces

 noooo:
You're saying Nick's dreams become true?

This could get seriously scary  scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8905 on: November 10, 2017, 12:57:58 PM »
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Quote from: Nick on November 08, 2017, 03:37:20 PM
Did I dream that story about scientists training sheep to recognise pictures of Obama and Fiona Bruce? rubschin:

Would ewe believe it? Sheep can recognise celebrity faces

 noooo:
You're saying Nick's dreams become true?

This could get seriously scary  scared2: scared2: scared2:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8906 on: November 11, 2017, 07:06:28 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8907 on: November 11, 2017, 07:53:22 AM »
Quote from: Barman on November 11, 2017, 07:06:28 AM
Job hunter, 21, says he has been rejected by 30 employers because of the enormous neck tattoo he got to remember his dead grandfather




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What a twat...  noooo:
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Some feckwits just are so stupid and vain they don't realise how stupid they are.  Still it's useful for employers to have that visual clue so they don't have to ask questions like "Mr Job Hunter are you a vain feckwit?"
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8908 on: November 11, 2017, 02:27:17 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8909 on: November 11, 2017, 07:59:25 PM »
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