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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8985 on: December 08, 2017, 07:35:43 AM »
AM I expected to keep up with all this shite?

Yes... ::)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8986 on: December 08, 2017, 07:38:05 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8988 on: December 08, 2017, 11:23:50 PM »
Six month curfew and £500 compensation?? That's all she got for ripping some poor bastards bollock off with her teeth???  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5159077/Restaurant-worker-43-BIT-ex-lovers-testicle.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8989 on: December 08, 2017, 11:34:38 PM »
Six month curfew and £500 compensation?? That's all she got for ripping some poor bastards bollock off with her teeth???  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5159077/Restaurant-worker-43-BIT-ex-lovers-testicle.html

Compensation ..that's a mouthful ........

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8990 on: December 08, 2017, 11:48:44 PM »
Six month curfew and £500 compensation?? That's all she got for ripping some poor bastards bollock off with her teeth???  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5159077/Restaurant-worker-43-BIT-ex-lovers-testicle.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8995 on: December 09, 2017, 08:32:20 PM »
Apey can give them extra tuition in how to never buy a round and 101 ways to never pay off your tab...  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8996 on: December 11, 2017, 05:33:31 AM »
As much as they are saying that it is an experiment to make more efficient fuels the cynic in me thinks that they've managed to con the university into allowing them to make home brew on faculty grounds...  rubschin:

Having said that it's common knowledge on here that BM's home brew could probably launch a space shuttle...

http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/06/beer-can-turned-fuel-used-sustainable-replacement-petrol-7137160/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8997 on: December 11, 2017, 06:58:13 AM »
As much as they are saying that it is an experiment to make more efficient fuels the cynic in me thinks that they've managed to con the university into allowing them to make home brew on faculty grounds...  rubschin:

Having said that it's common knowledge on here that BM's home brew could probably launch a space shuttle...

http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/06/beer-can-turned-fuel-used-sustainable-replacement-petrol-7137160/

I think you are sot on with your analysis!  ;D
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8998 on: December 11, 2017, 09:54:28 AM »
As much as they are saying that it is an experiment to make more efficient fuels the cynic in me thinks that they've managed to con the university into allowing them to make home brew on faculty grounds...  rubschin:

Having said that it's common knowledge on here that BM's home brew could probably launch a space shuttle...

http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/06/beer-can-turned-fuel-used-sustainable-replacement-petrol-7137160/

I think you are sot on with your analysis!  ;D

Sot on eh?   Speak for yourself
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