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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9120 on: January 26, 2018, 06:41:33 PM »
APC ram raids a shop to nab some collapsio, can't think why my first thought on seeing the headlines was Padlock Pockets has been a bad boy....  rubschin:

https://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-russia-armoured-vehicle-shop/russian-man-rams-armoured-personnel-carrier-into-shop-steals-wine-idUKKBN1EZ24J
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Still it wasn’t all bad news

“He also crushed a Daewoo car parked nearby, images showed“

Can't have been Padlock Pockets then, he'd have swiped the tyres before crushing it...  whistle:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9121 on: January 28, 2018, 09:43:12 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9122 on: January 28, 2018, 10:23:54 PM »
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9123 on: January 28, 2018, 10:25:21 PM »
from a day or so ago

Reece Witherspoon’s exta leg:  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-42830535

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 rubschin: now if she’s got 3 legs does that mean she has two. . . . .
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9124 on: January 28, 2018, 10:36:09 PM »
from a day or so ago

Reece Witherspoon’s exta leg:  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-42830535

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 rubschin: now if she’s got 3 legs does that mean she has two. . . . .

From Oprah...  eeek:



Apey is going to have a field day with that comment...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9125 on: January 29, 2018, 11:51:33 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9127 on: January 30, 2018, 09:42:49 PM »
Christ what the hell happened to intelligent discourse and debate at University. Nowadays it seems if you don't like the guest speaker you can just throw a bleedin' tantrum and get what you want.  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5330735/Durham-University-students-hold-die-protest-lecture.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9128 on: January 30, 2018, 10:18:19 PM »
I wonder how they travel between their parental homes and the university. And whether they use central heating and hot water  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9129 on: January 31, 2018, 02:55:36 AM »
Surely by now there should be some kind of regulation in place to protect morons who want to have plastic surgery to 'look like an arsehole their idol'  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5329053/French-waiter-spends-8-500-lip-fillers-botox.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9130 on: January 31, 2018, 05:58:58 AM »
Surely by now there should be some kind of regulation in place to protect morons who want to have plastic surgery to 'look like an arsehole their idol'  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5329053/French-waiter-spends-8-500-lip-fillers-botox.html

As I've said before, he needs a trick cyclist, not a surgeon...

I don't think the state should have any interference on what you can or can't do to your own body - that also goes for drink, drugs, etc.

However, if you fuck your life up through your actions I don't see why the state taxpayer should be forced to bail you out afterwards...
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9131 on: January 31, 2018, 08:27:27 AM »
Surely by now there should be some kind of regulation in place to protect morons who want to have plastic surgery to 'look like an arsehole their idol'  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5329053/French-waiter-spends-8-500-lip-fillers-botox.html

As I've said before, he needs a trick cyclist, not a surgeon...

I don't think the state should have any interference on what you can or can't do to your own body - that also goes for drink, drugs, etc.

However, if you fuck your life up through your actions I don't see why the state taxpayer should be forced to bail you out afterwards...
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9132 on: February 01, 2018, 11:40:40 AM »
Surely by now there should be some kind of regulation in place to protect morons who want to have plastic surgery to 'look like an arsehole their idol'  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5329053/French-waiter-spends-8-500-lip-fillers-botox.html

As I've said before, he needs a trick cyclist, not a surgeon...

I don't think the state should have any interference on what you can or can't do to your own body - that also goes for drink, drugs, etc.

However, if you fuck your life up through your actions I don't see why the state taxpayer should be forced to bail you out afterwards...
:thumbsup:

The problem is that there is now a sense of entitlement that no matter how you fuck up your life you can get the damage repaired on the taxpayer. Combine that with the toxic environment created by the ambulance chasing parasites and you end up with a health service that will roll ever pretty much every time in order to protect itself.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9133 on: February 01, 2018, 06:13:53 PM »
Surely by now there should be some kind of regulation in place to protect morons who want to have plastic surgery to 'look like an arsehole their idol'  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5329053/French-waiter-spends-8-500-lip-fillers-botox.html

As I've said before, he needs a trick cyclist, not a surgeon...

I don't think the state should have any interference on what you can or can't do to your own body - that also goes for drink, drugs, etc.

However, if you fuck your life up through your actions I don't see why the state taxpayer should be forced to bail you out afterwards...

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9134 on: February 01, 2018, 06:24:20 PM »
Surely by now there should be some kind of regulation in place to protect morons who want to have plastic surgery to 'look like an arsehole their idol'  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5329053/French-waiter-spends-8-500-lip-fillers-botox.html

As I've said before, he needs a trick cyclist, not a surgeon...

I don't think the state should have any interference on what you can or can't do to your own body - that also goes for drink, drugs, etc.

However, if you fuck your life up through your actions I don't see why the state taxpayer should be forced to bail you out afterwards...
:thumbsup:

The problem is that there is now a sense of entitlement that no matter how you fuck up your life you can get the damage repaired on the taxpayer. Combine that with the toxic environment created by the ambulance chasing parasites and you end up with a health service that will roll ever pretty much every time in order to protect itself.

The problem is that the public are forced to use pay for the government provided health system...

So yeah, they feel a sense of entitlement - they've paid for the fucker and (not unreasonably) expect it to fix them when they are broken...

I can't help but think that an insurance based system would see somewhat different lifestyle choices...
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