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Offline apc2010

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9135 on: February 01, 2018, 06:28:53 PM »
Surely by now there should be some kind of regulation in place to protect morons who want to have plastic surgery to 'look like an arsehole their idol'  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5329053/French-waiter-spends-8-500-lip-fillers-botox.html

As I've said before, he needs a trick cyclist, not a surgeon...

I don't think the state should have any interference on what you can or can't do to your own body - that also goes for drink, drugs, etc.

However, if you fuck your life up through your actions I don't see why the state taxpayer should be forced to bail you out afterwards...
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The problem is that there is now a sense of entitlement that no matter how you fuck up your life you can get the damage repaired on the taxpayer. Combine that with the toxic environment created by the ambulance chasing parasites and you end up with a health service that will roll ever pretty much every time in order to protect itself.

The problem is that the public are forced to use pay for the government provided health system...

So yeah, they feel a sense of entitlement - they've paid for the fucker and (not unreasonably) expect it to fix them when they are broken...

I can't help but think that an insurance based system would see somewhat different lifestyle choices...

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9137 on: February 02, 2018, 01:15:49 AM »
Somehow I can see this ending up in one of Apey's routines...  lol:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/01/plane-84-plumbers-board-forced-land-toilet-problem-7279098/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9138 on: February 02, 2018, 06:22:42 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9140 on: February 02, 2018, 01:06:40 PM »

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9141 on: February 03, 2018, 01:46:06 AM »
Baldymort loves the musicals, he could stop off on the world tour to do this and fulfil his Sound of Music fantasies...  rubschin:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/01/can-now-get-degree-yodelling-7279789/#mv-a
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9142 on: February 03, 2018, 06:28:31 AM »
Baldymort loves the musicals, he could stop off on the world tour to do this and fulfil his Sound of Music fantasies...  rubschin:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/01/can-now-get-degree-yodelling-7279789/#mv-a

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9143 on: February 04, 2018, 04:47:17 AM »
Baldymort loves the musicals, he could stop off on the world tour to do this and fulfil his Sound of Music fantasies...  rubschin:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/01/can-now-get-degree-yodelling-7279789/#mv-a

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9144 on: February 04, 2018, 08:11:51 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9145 on: February 04, 2018, 08:47:45 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9146 on: February 04, 2018, 11:48:27 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9147 on: February 04, 2018, 01:25:28 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9148 on: February 04, 2018, 03:36:06 PM »
Great headline, dull story

“knob-throwing festival cancelled”


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-42915364

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9149 on: February 04, 2018, 03:45:44 PM »
Great headline, dull story

“knob-throwing festival cancelled”


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-42915364http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-42915364

Even dullerer now - 404 - Page not found.  lol:
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