Fantastic Headlines

[Grumpmeister]

Great headline, dull story

“knob-throwing festival cancelled”

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-42915364http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-42915364

Even dullerer now - 404 - Page not found. 

The first thing that came to mind when I saw the headline was that at least BM wouldn't have to wear the bucket this year... 

[Steve]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-42915364

double bounce on pasting 

[Nick]

I love a double bounce............oh



































 

[Grumpmeister]

So you invaded a cafe because you didn't like the Winston Churchill theme, trying to get people to boycott is and ended up giving it enough publicity that it's now one of the highest rates ones in London on Tripadvisor....




 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5350115/Winston-Churchill-cafe-protests-shoots-TripAdvisor-rank.html

[Steve]

So you invaded a cafe because you didn't like the Winston Churchill theme, trying to get people to boycott is and ended up giving it enough publicity that it's now one of the highest rates ones in London on Tripadvisor....




 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5350115/Winston-Churchill-cafe-protests-shoots-TripAdvisor-rank.html

[Barman]

So you invaded a cafe because you didn't like the Winston Churchill theme, trying to get people to boycott is and ended up giving it enough publicity that it's now one of the highest rates ones in London on Tripadvisor....




 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5350115/Winston-Churchill-cafe-protests-shoots-TripAdvisor-rank.html

 

[Grumpmeister]

My first though on seeing the headline was "Wonder if Apey fancies a new car...

Or at the very least some tyres that aren't as bald as BM"

Somehow though I don't think it's as abandoned as they are claiming it to be.... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5372433/Forgotten-Subaru-showroom-Malta-rare-cars.html

[Grumpmeister]

Apey are you still nicking leccy from the next door neighbour.... 

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/916617/bitcoin-mining-fire-russia-Artem-Vladivostok

[Barman]

My first though on seeing the headline was "Wonder if Apey fancies a new car...

Or at the very least some tyres that aren't as bald as BM"

Somehow though I don't think it's as abandoned as they are claiming it to be.... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5372433/Forgotten-Subaru-showroom-Malta-rare-cars.html

As abandoned as my big fat hairy arse.... 

[apc2010]

My first though on seeing the headline was "Wonder if Apey fancies a new car...

Or at the very least some tyres that aren't as bald as BM"

Somehow though I don't think it's as abandoned as they are claiming it to be.... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5372433/Forgotten-Subaru-showroom-Malta-rare-cars.html

I have a bride from Malta this year ........

[Nick]

TMJs

[Steve]

TMJs

indeed

[Grumpmeister]

So much for my New Year's resolution not to be a bad person... 

I tried really really hard not to laugh, honestly I did...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5374453/Couple-sailboat-rescued-lose-boat-sinks.html




 

[Grumpmeister]

A new job for Miss D......? 

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/09/makers-cadbury-milka-hiring-chocolate-tasters-7299070/

[Grumpmeister]

Well that's Apey's romantic Valentine's Day meal sorted.... 

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/10/subway-is-giving-away-free-six-inch-subs-this-valentines-day-7299128/