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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9180 on: February 15, 2018, 08:12:49 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9181 on: February 15, 2018, 10:37:54 PM »
I am sure you are safe BM  happy100
LL might have a tiny little knife.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9182 on: February 16, 2018, 06:46:01 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9183 on: February 16, 2018, 07:07:56 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9184 on: February 16, 2018, 07:25:09 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9185 on: February 16, 2018, 07:29:49 AM »
WTF???  eeek:

Ah, she's from Essex...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5394995/Woman-wears-chopped-finger-necklace.html

Not even clicking...  noooo:

She calls it Wiggles and even makes hats for it to 'wear'...  noooo:

She is clearly a couple of Nicks short of a calamity...
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9186 on: February 16, 2018, 07:35:48 AM »
WTF???  eeek:

Ah, she's from Essex...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5394995/Woman-wears-chopped-finger-necklace.html

Not even clicking...  noooo:

She calls it Wiggles and even makes hats for it to 'wear'...  noooo:

She is clearly a couple of Nicks short of a calamity...

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Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9188 on: February 16, 2018, 12:27:51 PM »
WTF???  eeek:

Ah, she's from Essex...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5394995/Woman-wears-chopped-finger-necklace.html
Shocked:

It's not the first time she's removed a part of herself. Apparently when she broke up with her boyfriend she cut off the section of skin that had his nickname tattoed on and sent it to him. Pretty much guaranteeing that he felt like he dodged a bullet.  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9189 on: February 16, 2018, 12:31:32 PM »
WTF???  eeek:

Ah, she's from Essex...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5394995/Woman-wears-chopped-finger-necklace.html
Shocked:

It's not the first time she's removed a part of herself. Apparently when she broke up with her boyfriend she cut off the section of skin that had his nickname tattoed on and sent it to him. Pretty much guaranteeing that he felt like he dodged a bullet.  noooo:
Shame it wasn't her head
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9190 on: February 16, 2018, 12:32:44 PM »
WTF???  eeek:

Ah, she's from Essex...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5394995/Woman-wears-chopped-finger-necklace.html
Shocked:

It's not the first time she's removed a part of herself. Apparently when she broke up with her boyfriend she cut off the section of skin that had his nickname tattoed on and sent it to him. Pretty much guaranteeing that he felt like he dodged a bullet.  noooo:
Shame it wasn't her head

Don't know if it was intentional but this was in among the reader comments...

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CannibalsAreTasty, HowAboutNo, United States, about an hour ago

There's something a little bit off about her, but I just can't put my finger on it...

 lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9191 on: February 16, 2018, 12:35:19 PM »
WTF???  eeek:

Ah, she's from Essex...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5394995/Woman-wears-chopped-finger-necklace.html
Shocked:

It's not the first time she's removed a part of herself. Apparently when she broke up with her boyfriend she cut off the section of skin that had his nickname tattoed on and sent it to him. Pretty much guaranteeing that he felt like he dodged a bullet.  noooo:
Shame it wasn't her head

Don't know if it was intentional but this was in among the reader comments...

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CannibalsAreTasty, HowAboutNo, United States, about an hour ago

There's something a little bit off about her, but I just can't put my finger on it...

 lol:
lol: lol: lol:

I was wondering which bit of her he'd have opted for if she'd called him and asked
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9192 on: February 18, 2018, 02:16:37 PM »
Girl, 17, squirted police officers in face with bleach

She was charged with behaviour likely to cause a bleach of the police!

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9193 on: February 18, 2018, 02:22:19 PM »
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9194 on: February 18, 2018, 02:41:15 PM »
Girl, 17, squirted police officers in face with bleach

noooo:

Should have thrown the little shit in jail and thrown away the key

Or made her drink the stuff...  eveilgrin:

Apparently she was 'vulnerable'.... Perhaps she had suffered from Domestos violence in the past...?

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