Steve is turning into Nick....
Have you developed an urge to buy a rug for the great lounge revamp?
Do you own any tatty old jumpers that look as if they've been dragged through a barbed wire fence?
Is there an inexplicable growth if ratty hairs on your chin?
Have there been cases of bizarre calamities happening in your general vicinity?
If so then you are beyond hope and should embrace the gingerness...