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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9285 on: March 11, 2018, 07:01:22 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9286 on: March 11, 2018, 07:17:27 AM »
Drag Queen Story Time?? For toddlers?? WTF???

Having someone dressed like this:



going into schools to tell stories teaching toddlers 'transgender issues' is just as likely to lead to them taking one look at he/she and being scared stiff...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5485931/Drag-queen-taught-kids-tolerance-posted-abusive-tweets.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9287 on: March 11, 2018, 08:07:40 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 11, 2018, 07:17:27 AM
Drag Queen Story Time?? For toddlers?? WTF???

Having someone dressed like this:



going into schools to tell stories teaching toddlers 'transgender issues' is just as likely to lead to them taking one look at he/she and being scared stiff...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5485931/Drag-queen-taught-kids-tolerance-posted-abusive-tweets.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9288 on: March 11, 2018, 08:58:52 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9289 on: March 12, 2018, 08:49:02 AM »
So Venables wants us to pay for him to be unrecognisable when he is released? OK I don't have a problem with that, give me 10 minutes with him and a lump hammer and I can guarantee that not even his own mother would be able to tell it's him.  cussing:

Demanding taxpayer funded plastic surgery because it's his 'right', not a fucking chance in hell I say.

I know that plenty of people are against the death penalty but a bullet to the back of the head sounds justified in his case.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5486135/James-Bulger-killer-Venables-threatened-prison-staffs-children.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9290 on: March 12, 2018, 09:54:38 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 12, 2018, 08:49:02 AM
So Venables wants us to pay for him to be unrecognisable when he is released? OK I don't have a problem with that, give me 10 minutes with him and a lump hammer and I can guarantee that not even his own mother would be able to tell it's him.  cussing:

Demanding taxpayer funded plastic surgery because it's his 'right', not a fucking chance in hell I say.

I know that plenty of people are against the death penalty but a bullet to the back of the head sounds justified in his case.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5486135/James-Bulger-killer-Venables-threatened-prison-staffs-children.html
Just don't ever release him - seemples
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9291 on: March 12, 2018, 01:50:11 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9292 on: March 12, 2018, 02:05:44 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 12, 2018, 01:50:11 PM
Cant think why but for some reason this made me think of Nick.......  rubschin:

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/last-human-to-use-two-spaces-after-a-full-stop-dies-20180312145785
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Two spaces is the only way and those that deliberately do otherwise should be shot. 
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9293 on: March 12, 2018, 03:36:22 PM »
Correct  :thumbsup:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9294 on: March 12, 2018, 04:39:06 PM »
Steve is turning into Nick....  scared2:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9295 on: March 12, 2018, 05:20:12 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9296 on: March 12, 2018, 05:31:38 PM »
Quote from: Steve on March 12, 2018, 05:20:12 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 12, 2018, 04:39:06 PM
Steve is turning into Nick....  scared2:
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Have you developed an urge to buy a rug for the great lounge revamp?  scared2:
Do you own any tatty old jumpers that look as if they've been dragged through a barbed wire fence?  scared2:
Is there an inexplicable growth if ratty hairs on your chin?  scared2:
Have there been cases of bizarre calamities happening in your general vicinity?  scared2:

If so then you are beyond hope and should embrace the gingerness...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9297 on: March 12, 2018, 06:16:02 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 12, 2018, 05:31:38 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 12, 2018, 05:20:12 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 12, 2018, 04:39:06 PM
Steve is turning into Nick....  scared2:
eeek:

Have you developed an urge to buy a rug for the great lounge revamp?  scared2:
Do you own any tatty old jumpers that look as if they've been dragged through a barbed wire fence?  scared2:
Is there an inexplicable growth if ratty hairs on your chin?  scared2:
Have there been cases of bizarre calamities happening in your general vicinity?  scared2:

If so then you are beyond hope and should embrace the gingerness...  noooo:
Your forgot an obsession with Stews.  Not guilty on all count M'Lud

Doesn't mean I'm not beyond hope but "embrace the gingerness"?   noooo:,  noooo:  a thousand times  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9298 on: March 13, 2018, 07:33:35 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9299 on: March 13, 2018, 09:42:49 PM »
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