Fantastic Headlines

[Steve]

I don't care how pissed you were, WHY?? 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5665843/Man-chopstick-removed-penis-day-friend-inserted-drunk-Vietnam.html

 

[Nick]

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/may/02/donald-trump-nobel-peace-prize

[Grumpmeister]

A hundred grand to belt Johnny Depp? Given that he made the offer in front of witnesses I'd have taken a swing... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5700283/Johnny-Depp-attacked-crew-member-day-drinking-smoking-set-new-film.html

[Grumpmeister]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5723651/Fray-Bentos-redesigning-iconic-metal-tins-50-years-millennials-open-them.html

 

[Nick]

As pies go, they are quite dangerous 

[Grumpmeister]

To be fair Nick, in your hands anything is bloody dangerous... 

[Nick]

 

[Steve]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5723651/Fray-Bentos-redesigning-iconic-metal-tins-50-years-millennials-open-them.html

 

I see your  and raise you a   Chris Evans on R2 this morning^* referring to this story said "I know Fray Bentos is also a town in Spain"

Only about 5,000 miles out 


^* I have an excuse

[Barman]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5723651/Fray-Bentos-redesigning-iconic-metal-tins-50-years-millennials-open-them.html

 

I see your  and raise you a   Chris Evans on R2 this morning^* referring to this story said "I know Fray Bentos is also a town in Spain"

Only about 5,000 miles out 


^* I have an excuse

* I heard it too...

[Grumpmeister]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5731729/Two-surgeons-China-planning-worlds-human-HEAD-transplant.html

 

Hang on, bolts through the neck....brought to life using electricity....

 



 

[Steve]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5731729/Two-surgeons-China-planning-worlds-human-HEAD-transplant.html

 

Hang on, bolts through the neck....brought to life using electricity....

 



 

With a bucket as an optional extra?

[Barman]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5731729/Two-surgeons-China-planning-worlds-human-HEAD-transplant.html

 

Hang on, bolts through the neck....brought to life using electricity....

 



 

With a bucket as an optional extra?

 

[Grumpmeister]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5731729/Two-surgeons-China-planning-worlds-human-HEAD-transplant.html

 

Hang on, bolts through the neck....brought to life using electricity....

 



 

With a bucket as an optional extra?

I thought the vacant expression seemed familiar... 

[Barman]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5731729/Two-surgeons-China-planning-worlds-human-HEAD-transplant.html

 

Hang on, bolts through the neck....brought to life using electricity....

 



 

With a bucket as an optional extra?

I thought the vacant expression seemed familiar... 

 

[Barman]

There you go Wenchie - a real man! 

Man decides to keep box of cables he’s had since 2002 for another year