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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9435 on: May 21, 2018, 04:24:37 PM »
There you go Wenchie - a real man!  :thumbsup:

Man decides to keep box of cables he’s had since 2002 for another year
Exactly, nowt wrong with that at all

The way I see it is she’s still got her wedding dress 41 years on so I can keep anything not so old wot I like

And I’ve got loads of SCART leads and a few are still in use
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9436 on: May 21, 2018, 04:34:27 PM »
There you go Wenchie - a real man!  :thumbsup:

Man decides to keep box of cables he’s had since 2002 for another year
Exactly, nowt wrong with that at all

The way I see it is she’s still got her wedding dress 41 years on so I can keep anything not so old wot I like

And I’ve got loads of SCART leads and a few are still in use

SCART... and S-video...  cloud9:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9438 on: May 21, 2018, 06:24:16 PM »
How is Wenchie...?  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9439 on: May 21, 2018, 08:56:37 PM »
How is Wenchie...?  rubschin:

Still hiding from you then...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9440 on: May 22, 2018, 03:02:26 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9441 on: May 22, 2018, 04:00:43 AM »
I may not know art, but I know that's shite...  noooo:




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The artwork includes several giant heaps of poo in various shapes and sizes which visitors can only admire if they wear one of the 101 different naked suits offered by the collective.
Artist Florian Reither said: ‘In psychoanalysis it [a turd] is the first object you create and it’s the first present you present to your parents as a child, because you are very proud of this object you made.’

First object you create? First present for your parents? You are proud of it? What the fuck have you been smoking??? Not even Freud was that bloody strange.  noooo:

And not even being allowed to see this exhibit without wearing some nude suit?

Stop the train, I want to get off.
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« Reply #9442 on: May 22, 2018, 04:47:41 AM »
I may not know art, but I know that's shite...  noooo:




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The artwork includes several giant heaps of poo in various shapes and sizes which visitors can only admire if they wear one of the 101 different naked suits offered by the collective.
Artist Florian Reither said: ‘In psychoanalysis it [a turd] is the first object you create and it’s the first present you present to your parents as a child, because you are very proud of this object you made.’

First object you create? First present for your parents? You are proud of it? What the fuck have you been smoking??? Not even Freud was that bloody strange.  noooo:

And not even being allowed to see this exhibit without wearing some nude suit?

Stop the train, I want to get off.

Utterly mental as are huge chunks of 'the arts' (although admittedly the media I read only highlights the mental stuff)...  ::)

I can't help but think that the taxpayer has somehow coughed up for this...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9443 on: May 22, 2018, 06:01:39 AM »
I may not know art, but I know that's shite...  noooo:




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The artwork includes several giant heaps of poo in various shapes and sizes which visitors can only admire if they wear one of the 101 different naked suits offered by the collective.
Artist Florian Reither said: ‘In psychoanalysis it [a turd] is the first object you create and it’s the first present you present to your parents as a child, because you are very proud of this object you made.’

First object you create? First present for your parents? You are proud of it? What the fuck have you been smoking??? Not even Freud was that bloody strange.  noooo:

And not even being allowed to see this exhibit without wearing some nude suit?

Stop the train, I want to get off.

Utterly mental as are huge chunks of 'the arts' (although admittedly the media I read only highlights the mental stuff)...  ::)

I can't help but think that the taxpayer has somehow coughed up for this...  noooo:


Is there a phlegm exhibit too? sick2:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9444 on: May 22, 2018, 06:16:01 AM »
I may not know art, but I know that's shite...  noooo:




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The artwork includes several giant heaps of poo in various shapes and sizes which visitors can only admire if they wear one of the 101 different naked suits offered by the collective.
Artist Florian Reither said: ‘In psychoanalysis it [a turd] is the first object you create and it’s the first present you present to your parents as a child, because you are very proud of this object you made.’

First object you create? First present for your parents? You are proud of it? What the fuck have you been smoking??? Not even Freud was that bloody strange.  noooo:

And not even being allowed to see this exhibit without wearing some nude suit?

Stop the train, I want to get off.

Utterly mental as are huge chunks of 'the arts' (although admittedly the media I read only highlights the mental stuff)...  ::)

I can't help but think that the taxpayer has somehow coughed up for this...  noooo:


Is there a phlegm exhibit too? sick2:

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9445 on: May 22, 2018, 07:57:52 AM »
I may not know art, but I know that's shite...  noooo:




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The artwork includes several giant heaps of poo in various shapes and sizes which visitors can only admire if they wear one of the 101 different naked suits offered by the collective.
Artist Florian Reither said: ‘In psychoanalysis it [a turd] is the first object you create and it’s the first present you present to your parents as a child, because you are very proud of this object you made.’

First object you create? First present for your parents? You are proud of it? What the fuck have you been smoking??? Not even Freud was that bloody strange.  noooo:

And not even being allowed to see this exhibit without wearing some nude suit?

Stop the train, I want to get off.

Utterly mental as are huge chunks of 'the arts' (although admittedly the media I read only highlights the mental stuff)...  ::)

I can't help but think that the taxpayer has somehow coughed up for this...  noooo:


Is there a phlegm exhibit too? sick2:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

and bogies too
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9446 on: May 22, 2018, 06:07:15 PM »
I may not know art, but I know that's shite...  noooo:




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The artwork includes several giant heaps of poo in various shapes and sizes which visitors can only admire if they wear one of the 101 different naked suits offered by the collective.
Artist Florian Reither said: ‘In psychoanalysis it [a turd] is the first object you create and it’s the first present you present to your parents as a child, because you are very proud of this object you made.’

First object you create? First present for your parents? You are proud of it? What the fuck have you been smoking??? Not even Freud was that bloody strange.  noooo:

And not even being allowed to see this exhibit without wearing some nude suit?

Stop the train, I want to get off.

Utterly mental as are huge chunks of 'the arts' (although admittedly the media I read only highlights the mental stuff)...  ::)

I can't help but think that the taxpayer has somehow coughed up for this...  noooo:


Is there a phlegm exhibit too? sick2:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

and bogies too
lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:

That' s not funny. noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9447 on: May 22, 2018, 06:14:06 PM »
It is an exemplary turd, though.*







































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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9448 on: May 24, 2018, 10:25:38 AM »
Facebook want us to send in nude photographs in order to protect us?  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/05/23/facebook-wants-send-nudes-can-protect-7570275/#mv-b
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9449 on: May 24, 2018, 10:30:33 AM »
Facebook want us to send in nude photographs in order to protect us?  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/05/23/facebook-wants-send-nudes-can-protect-7570275/#mv-b
Just how fucking stupid can Facebook get?
Well, whatever, nevermind