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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9465 on: May 29, 2018, 01:39:16 PM »
I am sure worse things get into swimming pool water  whistle:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9466 on: May 29, 2018, 01:40:03 PM »
Why on earth would you want to shave your legs in the swimming pool  sick2:

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One viewer said: ‘That is so disgusting. Imagine the inadvertent gulp of water that sometimes happens when you’re swimming.. with all the shaved hair in it.

https://metro.co.uk/2018/05/29/woman-filmed-shaving-legs-hotel-swimming-pool-7585769/

Disgusterous!  sick2:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9467 on: May 29, 2018, 01:42:46 PM »
I am sure worse things get into swimming pool water  whistle:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9468 on: May 29, 2018, 01:45:36 PM »
I am sure worse things get into swimming pool water  whistle:

When Miss I goes for a swim like...?  rubschin:

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For crying out loud BM, you had to set Nick off didn't you. Old bugger is going to be crabby all day now...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9469 on: May 29, 2018, 01:48:19 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9470 on: May 30, 2018, 03:05:23 PM »
I am sure worse things get into swimming pool water  whistle:

When Miss I goes for a swim like...?  rubschin:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9473 on: May 30, 2018, 05:02:23 PM »
[experimentally] Have you found Jesus?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9474 on: May 30, 2018, 05:06:20 PM »
[experimentally] Have you found Jesus?

I didn't know he was missing...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9477 on: May 31, 2018, 12:15:28 PM »
I am in the wrong business

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2018/05/29/a-televangelist-wants-his-followers-to-pay-for-a-54-million-private-jet-its-his-fourth-plane/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.482d94b196be

You need to be able to perform miracles to convince your flock to empty their wallets.....  rubschin:

Like making a badger disappear...?  rubschin:

Or making the contents of your wallet disappear in a rug shop...?  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9478 on: May 31, 2018, 12:25:01 PM »
I am in the wrong business

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2018/05/29/a-televangelist-wants-his-followers-to-pay-for-a-54-million-private-jet-its-his-fourth-plane/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.482d94b196be

You need to be able to perform miracles to convince your flock to empty their wallets.....  rubschin:

Like making a badger disappear...?  rubschin:

Or making the contents of your wallet disappear in a rug shop...?  whistle:

This may need a thread all of it's own...  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9479 on: May 31, 2018, 02:57:36 PM »
*its

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