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[Barman]

The Yanks again!
 
Anyone fancy a money-making trip to Northern Ireland or Scallypool?

 

 

 

[Uncle Mort]

Fascinating article.

"Jesus gave them [the tickets] to me behind the KFC"

 

[Barman]

Fascinating article.

"Jesus gave them [the tickets] to me behind the KFC"

 

He loves a bargain bucket that Jesus... 

[Steve]

The Yanks again!
 
Anyone fancy a money-making trip to Northern Ireland or Scallypool?

[Nick]

Will the second coming be at Maccy Ds?

He could bless one burger and feed 5000






































Nah, the franchisee would call the Plod before you could get there 

[Barman]

Will the second coming be at Maccy Ds?

He could bless one burger and feed 5000

Filet-o-fish....

[Nick]

I heard God recently got an upgrade to junk food. He could even bless one of LL's pizzas and kill 5000 

If he kept on blessing it would be like a new Flood. I hope he starts in Jockland 

[Barman]

I heard God recently got an upgrade to junk food. He could even bless one of LL's pizzas and kill 5000 

If he kept on blessing it would be like a new Flood. I hope he starts in Jockland 

Can fishes be halal...? 

[Nick]

Depends how you kill them. Pasties is the fish murderer round here................ Oh

[Barman]

Depends how you kill them. Pasties is the fish murderer round here................ Oh

Don't you normally let them suffocate...?

[Nick]

I have never knowingly killed a fish. Do you want to confess something?

[Barman]

I have never knowingly killed a fish. Do you want to confess something?

No...

But they don't club them to death or slit their throats do they...?

So can they be halal...?

[Nick]

Have you become a muslim? 

[Nick]

My preferred method of killing a fish would be a shotgun.  Especially eels 

[Barman]

Have you become a muslim? 

No. I dunno why I thought of it...