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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9630 on: August 08, 2018, 06:37:56 AM »
The cynic in me thinks that the spirit that she has clearly been swallowing in great quantities isn't the sort she is talking about...  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/06/woman-who-is-in-love-with-a-ghost-now-wants-to-have-babies-with-him-7805479/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9631 on: August 08, 2018, 07:30:38 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9632 on: August 08, 2018, 07:31:27 AM »
The cynic in me thinks that the spirit that she has clearly been swallowing in great quantities isn't the sort she is talking about...  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/06/woman-who-is-in-love-with-a-ghost-now-wants-to-have-babies-with-him-7805479/

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9633 on: August 08, 2018, 08:50:03 PM »
https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/05/fly-single-handedly-ruined-domino-world-record-attempt-7799849/

I know I'm a bad person after all the effort they must have put in but...  happy001

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FFS you'd think they'd put in retractable breaks to prevent such.  But then if you think the meaning of life is domino toppling I guess grey matter isn't your strong suit
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9634 on: August 08, 2018, 08:51:21 PM »
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9636 on: August 11, 2018, 03:52:11 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9638 on: August 11, 2018, 06:07:28 AM »
Well that's one way to defer an argument...  eeek:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/10/soldier-gives-friend-grenade-pulls-pin-runs-away-holding-safety-lever-7821705/

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You'd probably drop the bloody thing and scare the poor bugger witless...  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9639 on: August 12, 2018, 12:51:11 AM »
Or on the other hand Jimmy it could just be that Falmouth is full of people who find you about as amusing as a case of genital warts and were less than impressed about your childish temper tantrum concerning the Redruth hotel. As far as not advertising the show goes that has to be one of the most petulant cretinous arguments I've ever heard given that from an economical standpoint it makes no sense to sabotage a show like that as they would end up making a loss. Not to mention the fact that even though I hadn't been paying attention to the upcoming events over the last couple of months I knew that you had a show there so if they weren't advertising that must make me a bleedin' psychic.

The Princess Pavillion may not be the largest and most prestigious venue in Cornwall but it still manages to get a decent number of acts in every year, strange how not only have none of them have had a reason to complain they have all complemented the site, staff and facilities.

Petulant arsehole.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6050813/Comic-Jim-Davidson-goes-Twitter-rant-smallest-crowd-attends-stand-show.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9640 on: August 12, 2018, 04:35:33 AM »
Or on the other hand Jimmy it could just be that Falmouth is full of people who find you about as amusing as a case of genital warts and were less than impressed about your childish temper tantrum concerning the Redruth hotel. As far as not advertising the show goes that has to be one of the most petulant cretinous arguments I've ever heard given that from an economical standpoint it makes no sense to sabotage a show like that as they would end up making a loss. Not to mention the fact that even though I hadn't been paying attention to the upcoming events over the last couple of months I knew that you had a show there so if they weren't advertising that must make me a bleedin' psychic.

The Princess Pavillion may not be the largest and most prestigious venue in Cornwall but it still manages to get a decent number of acts in every year, strange how not only have none of them have had a reason to complain they have all complemented the site, staff and facilities.

Petulant arsehole.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6050813/Comic-Jim-Davidson-goes-Twitter-rant-smallest-crowd-attends-stand-show.html

I can't imagine his act is 'funny' any longer... When I was a kid his jokes about Chalkie White were hilarious... what can he joke about now...?

Time to move to Cornwall and retire methinks...
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9641 on: August 12, 2018, 05:58:30 AM »
Or on the other hand Jimmy it could just be that Falmouth is full of people who find you about as amusing as a case of genital warts and were less than impressed about your childish temper tantrum concerning the Redruth hotel. As far as not advertising the show goes that has to be one of the most petulant cretinous arguments I've ever heard given that from an economical standpoint it makes no sense to sabotage a show like that as they would end up making a loss. Not to mention the fact that even though I hadn't been paying attention to the upcoming events over the last couple of months I knew that you had a show there so if they weren't advertising that must make me a bleedin' psychic.

The Princess Pavillion may not be the largest and most prestigious venue in Cornwall but it still manages to get a decent number of acts in every year, strange how not only have none of them have had a reason to complain they have all complemented the site, staff and facilities.

Petulant arsehole.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6050813/Comic-Jim-Davidson-goes-Twitter-rant-smallest-crowd-attends-stand-show.html

I can't imagine his act is 'funny' any longer... When I was a kid his jokes about Chalkie White were hilarious... what can he joke about now...?

Time to move to Cornwall and retire methinks...

More of a chance of him retiring in Cyprus after that gig methinks...  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9642 on: August 12, 2018, 05:59:13 AM »
Or on the other hand Jimmy it could just be that Falmouth is full of people who find you about as amusing as a case of genital warts and were less than impressed about your childish temper tantrum concerning the Redruth hotel. As far as not advertising the show goes that has to be one of the most petulant cretinous arguments I've ever heard given that from an economical standpoint it makes no sense to sabotage a show like that as they would end up making a loss. Not to mention the fact that even though I hadn't been paying attention to the upcoming events over the last couple of months I knew that you had a show there so if they weren't advertising that must make me a bleedin' psychic.

The Princess Pavillion may not be the largest and most prestigious venue in Cornwall but it still manages to get a decent number of acts in every year, strange how not only have none of them have had a reason to complain they have all complemented the site, staff and facilities.

Petulant arsehole.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6050813/Comic-Jim-Davidson-goes-Twitter-rant-smallest-crowd-attends-stand-show.html

I can't imagine his act is 'funny' any longer... When I was a kid his jokes about Chalkie White were hilarious... what can he joke about now...?

Time to move to Cornwall and retire methinks...

More of a chance of him retiring in Cyprus after that gig methinks...  whistle:

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