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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9660 on: August 20, 2018, 02:54:36 AM »
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« Reply #9661 on: August 20, 2018, 08:42:53 AM »
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« Reply #9662 on: August 20, 2018, 08:52:21 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9663 on: August 25, 2018, 11:17:15 AM »
Of course I've been the epitome of tact and diplomacy during the furore here and haven't been making comments to those easy to wind up locals that it's better on top...  angel1

That's my story m'lud and I'm sticking to it...  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6094831/Over-Cornish-Pasties-shop-Callington-Cornwall-slammed-crimping-pastry-top.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9664 on: August 25, 2018, 11:53:44 AM »
Dear God, what the hell possesses a person to do something like this... shocked003 shocked003

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/24/man-pushes-15-boiled-eggs-up-rectum-and-tears-intestines-7880232/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9665 on: August 25, 2018, 11:56:13 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9666 on: August 25, 2018, 12:00:41 PM »
You blew a hundred grand on having that done to you?? And perfect look for who, Stevie Wonder? Christ she looks like the love child of Pennywise and the bride of Chucky...  eeek:

Well I suppose it will save her having to get a costume for Halloween...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/23/mum-spends-10000-to-look-like-real-life-sex-doll-after-being-dumped-7875413/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9667 on: August 25, 2018, 12:04:41 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9668 on: August 25, 2018, 12:08:10 PM »
Quote from: Steve on August 25, 2018, 12:04:41 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 25, 2018, 11:56:13 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2018, 11:53:44 AM
Dear God, what the hell possesses a person to do something like this... shocked003 shocked003

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/24/man-pushes-15-boiled-eggs-up-rectum-and-tears-intestines-7880232/

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:

I wonder why they didn't let Darwinism take its course

There are some things that even Mr Darwin sir won't touch, I suspect that this was a case of Mr Darwin sir's manism...  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9669 on: August 25, 2018, 12:08:34 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 25, 2018, 12:00:41 PM
You blew a hundred grand on having that done to you?? And perfect look for who, Stevie Wonder? Christ she looks like the love child of Pennywise and the bride of Chucky...  eeek:

Well I suppose it will save her having to get a costume for Halloween...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/23/mum-spends-10000-to-look-like-real-life-sex-doll-after-being-dumped-7875413/
noooo: noooo: noooo:

but seems it was only 10 grand to end up looking even less shaggable than the back of a bus

I can just about understand why some people after a break up are that effin stupid but what sort of bastard takes her money to mess her about like that with a knife?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9670 on: August 25, 2018, 12:09:39 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9671 on: August 25, 2018, 12:11:25 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9672 on: August 26, 2018, 08:57:00 PM »
Sounds like the sort of thing that Nick would do...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6099321/Woman-reveals-horror-boyfriend-mistook-electric-lint-remover-SEX-TOY.html

That Deep Heat story though....  shocked003
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9673 on: August 26, 2018, 09:44:42 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9674 on: August 28, 2018, 08:03:08 AM »
Given my normal daily coffee intake does this mean I'm now immortal?  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6103677/How-six-cups-coffee-day-help-live-longer.html
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