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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9675 on: August 28, 2018, 09:10:16 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2018, 08:03:08 AM
Given my normal daily coffee intake does this mean I'm now immortal?  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6103677/How-six-cups-coffee-day-help-live-longer.html
Well maybe don't stand in front of elephants being chased by bees but otherwise  :thumbsup:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9676 on: August 28, 2018, 10:21:09 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2018, 08:03:08 AM
Given my normal daily coffee intake does this mean I'm now immortal?  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6103677/How-six-cups-coffee-day-help-live-longer.html

It will be deadly tomorrow... ::)
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« Reply #9677 on: August 28, 2018, 02:36:49 PM »
Like those quacks who say red wine is good for you and the other quacks who say there is no safe level of alcohol intake  ::)   ::)It's August. This nonsense will soon pass. Meanwhile   eastdrink048
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9678 on: August 28, 2018, 02:53:17 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 28, 2018, 02:36:49 PM
Like those quacks who say red wine is good for you and the other quacks who say there is no safe level of alcohol intake  ::)   ::)It's August. This nonsense will soon pass. Meanwhile   eastdrink048

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9679 on: August 28, 2018, 08:45:44 PM »
Such poise, such grace, such rhythm, she reminds me of someone but I just can't put my finger on it...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6105345/Is-Maybot-Britains-new-dance-craze-Theresa-DANCES-school-children.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9680 on: August 28, 2018, 08:53:02 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9681 on: August 28, 2018, 09:18:00 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2018, 08:53:02 PM
Perfect choice of song I'd have said...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/28/busker-chooses-wrong-song-to-sing-in-front-of-primark-as-it-burns-in-belfast-7890459/
noooo:

Light my Fire by the Doors?

Burning down the House - Talking Heads

We didn't start the Fire - Billy Joel
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9682 on: August 28, 2018, 09:31:32 PM »
Quote from: Steve on August 28, 2018, 09:18:00 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2018, 08:53:02 PM
Perfect choice of song I'd have said...  lol:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/28/busker-chooses-wrong-song-to-sing-in-front-of-primark-as-it-burns-in-belfast-7890459/
noooo:

Light my Fire by the Doors?

Burning down the House - Talking Heads

We didn't start the Fire - Billy Joel

Those are the ones I'd have followed up with...  :thumbsup:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9683 on: August 30, 2018, 02:50:08 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9684 on: August 30, 2018, 03:14:41 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 30, 2018, 02:50:08 PM
Who on earth would want to use one of these anyway?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6113915/Feminists-vandalise-sexist-street-urinals-Paris-breastfeeding-public-scorned.html

The femanazis are completely mental but, yeah, who would want to piss in one of those...?  noooo:

What the hell was up with the Pissoir...? shrugs:



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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9685 on: August 30, 2018, 03:45:50 PM »
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Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 30, 2018, 02:50:08 PM
Who on earth would want to use one of these anyway?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6113915/Feminists-vandalise-sexist-street-urinals-Paris-breastfeeding-public-scorned.html

The femanazis are completely mental but, yeah, who would want to piss in one of those...?  noooo:

What the hell was up with the Pissoir...? shrugs:




I'd hazard a guess that the designers were just taking the piss...  redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9686 on: August 30, 2018, 04:23:45 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 30, 2018, 03:45:50 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 30, 2018, 03:14:41 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 30, 2018, 02:50:08 PM
Who on earth would want to use one of these anyway?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6113915/Feminists-vandalise-sexist-street-urinals-Paris-breastfeeding-public-scorned.html

The femanazis are completely mental but, yeah, who would want to piss in one of those...?  noooo:

What the hell was up with the Pissoir...? shrugs:




I'd hazard a guess that the designers were just taking the piss...  redface:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9687 on: August 30, 2018, 09:34:54 PM »
Perhaps I'm being cynical and argumentative Jamie but I'd say that your financial woes were far more likely down to customers just not being interested in going to your restaurants than Brexit and high steak costs.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6114899/Jamie-Oliver-says-just-two-hours-save-troubled-restaurant-chain.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9688 on: August 30, 2018, 10:10:26 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 30, 2018, 09:34:54 PM
Perhaps I'm being cynical and argumentative Jamie but I'd say that your financial woes were far more likely down to customers just not being interested in going to your restaurants than Brexit and high steak costs.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6114899/Jamie-Oliver-says-just-two-hours-save-troubled-restaurant-chain.html
Exactly

Loads of people (incl us) went to one of his shitty overpriced restaurants once and swore to never go back.  Food was OK, service, ambience and prices not and all made worse by being branded with his name. 

Loads of restaurant chains are in trouble.  Our favourite Cau recently closed for good  cry:.  It isn't Brexit, it isn't even stupid gits like Oliver thinking the world owes his name a living.  There's just too many and people have gone off eating out expensively every week just when minimum wages went up.  Live with it Oliver you arse

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9689 on: August 30, 2018, 10:12:45 PM »
This was on the radio t'other day.

Stupid cow thought her friends etc would stump up a grand each so she could be a Kardashian for a day.  She's ended up losing everything incl what passed for her dignity  point:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6101095/Canadian-Susan-cancels-extravagant-60-000-wedding-guests-refused-fork-1-500.html
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