Fantastic Headlines

[Barman]

Note to self, never have a drink from a minibar ever again... 

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/11/spanish-hotels-remove-minibars-after-mostly-british-tourists-refill-them-with-bottles-of-pee-7935312/

 

[Grumpmeister]

Note to self, never have a drink from a minibar ever again... 

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/11/spanish-hotels-remove-minibars-after-mostly-british-tourists-refill-them-with-bottles-of-pee-7935312/

 

Note to self pt 2: Remember to politely decline any offers of BM's homebrew stock.... 

[Grumpmeister]

101 plates of Sushi? Sounds like a challenge for Padlock Pockets... 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6168549/All-eat-sushi-restaurant-bans-triathlete-discovering-eat-awful-lot.html

[Grumpmeister]

As I said back when it was first unveiled, "I may not know art but I know that's shite......" 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6167111/Buyers-iconic-Damien-Hirst-art-lose-thousands-sale-value-works-plummets-2-2m.html

[Grumpmeister]

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/14/uranus-examiner-promises-to-get-to-the-bottom-of-stories-7945890/

TMJ... 

[Barman]

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/14/uranus-examiner-promises-to-get-to-the-bottom-of-stories-7945890/

TMJ... 

 

[Barman]

As I said back when it was first unveiled, "I may not know art but I know that's shite......" 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6167111/Buyers-iconic-Damien-Hirst-art-lose-thousands-sale-value-works-plummets-2-2m.html

 

[Steve]

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/14/uranus-examiner-promises-to-get-to-the-bottom-of-stories-7945890/

TMJ... 

 

[Grumpmeister]

High as a cat? 

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/17/look-what-a-cat-dragged-in-a-bag-of-cocaine-and-heroin-7953696/

[Barman]

High as a cat? 

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/17/look-what-a-cat-dragged-in-a-bag-of-cocaine-and-heroin-7953696/

 

[Steve]

High as a cat? 

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/17/look-what-a-cat-dragged-in-a-bag-of-cocaine-and-heroin-7953696/

 

[Darwins Selection]

High as a cat? 

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/17/look-what-a-cat-dragged-in-a-bag-of-cocaine-and-heroin-7953696/

"Never seen it before officer, the cat must have brought it in"

[Steve]

High as a cat? 

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/17/look-what-a-cat-dragged-in-a-bag-of-cocaine-and-heroin-7953696/

"Never seen it before officer, the cat must have brought it in"

The cat says society is to blame

[Darwins Selection]

High as a cat? 

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/17/look-what-a-cat-dragged-in-a-bag-of-cocaine-and-heroin-7953696/

"Never seen it before officer, the cat must have brought it in"

The cat says society is to blame

[Grumpmeister]

High as a cat? 

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/17/look-what-a-cat-dragged-in-a-bag-of-cocaine-and-heroin-7953696/

"Never seen it before officer, the cat must have brought it in"

The cat says Nick is to blame...