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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9765 on: September 19, 2018, 08:44:58 PM »
WTF?? Why??

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/19/man-rubbed-fruit-on-his-bare-bottom-at-supermarket-and-put-it-back-on-display-7959060/

Given that we don't know how many times he's done this in the past I pity any poor bugger who's been daft enough to buy fruit in that area and eat it without washing it first...  sick2:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9767 on: September 19, 2018, 09:40:26 PM »
WTF?? Why??

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/19/man-rubbed-fruit-on-his-bare-bottom-at-supermarket-and-put-it-back-on-display-7959060/

Given that we don't know how many times he's done this in the past I pity any poor bugger who's been daft enough to buy fruit in that area and eat it without washing it first...  sick2:
As a rule never eat fruit or vegetables without washing them first
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9768 on: September 19, 2018, 09:41:21 PM »
WTF?? Why??

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/19/man-rubbed-fruit-on-his-bare-bottom-at-supermarket-and-put-it-back-on-display-7959060/

Given that we don't know how many times he's done this in the past I pity any poor bugger who's been daft enough to buy fruit in that area and eat it without washing it first...  sick2:
As a rule never eat fruit or vegetables without washing them first

I always wash them first but I've seen people buy fruit and then eat it straight away...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9769 on: September 20, 2018, 04:12:11 AM »
Miss D, I recommend that you ignore this. Find another story to read, you will be a lot happier...

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1019901/killer-clown-kent-news-police-hunt
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9770 on: September 20, 2018, 04:24:22 AM »
So stroking your leeks helps them to grow larger......?

Why do I have a feeling that Apey would have a field day with this story....  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/19/giant-vegetable-whisperer-strokes-his-leeks-to-help-them-grow-7956560/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9771 on: September 20, 2018, 05:05:03 AM »
Well that's part of my childhood ruined...  Shocked:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-45573951
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9772 on: September 20, 2018, 07:17:37 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9774 on: September 20, 2018, 09:05:08 AM »
Miss D, I recommend that you ignore this. Find another story to read, you will be a lot happier...

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1019901/killer-clown-kent-news-police-hunt
scared2:  used to play in Joyden's Wood when I were a kid
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9777 on: September 22, 2018, 07:09:54 AM »
Think I may have just found Miss D's next holiday destination....  rubschin:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/20/you-can-stay-in-a-cottage-made-out-of-chocolate-for-45-7962598/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9779 on: September 22, 2018, 07:47:01 AM »
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